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Generic parody thread

Indignant exclamation of innocence. Policy statement regarding the inappropriateness of plagerism in general. Assurance that I would never engage in such activity. Half-hearted attempt at self-deprecating humor hoping to curry favor with angry poster above.

Attempt to return to topic by throwing the thread open to better suggestions than my original one.
 
An admitted tendency toward pointless meandering not withstanding,the ascerted "re-imagining"of this thread must take place.
A middle fingered salute offered in response to the aforementioned "inadvertent racial slur..."
 
desperate attempt to distance self from said racial slur, confessing embarrassing childhood memory and indiscriminate plugging of psychiatric medication.

effusive apologies, followed by inadvertent sexist comment.

indistinct smiley.
 
Devestating indictment of the aforementioned racial slur. Implication about above poster which validates Godwin's Law. Angry emoticon. Assertion that any apology made was insufficient and probably insincere.

Another vain attempt to return to topic despite the fact that the thread has clearly dissolved into acrimony and name-calling.
 
Superior distancing of myself from Star Trek fans and their ilk. Snobbish dismissal of their posts and attitudes. Complete disregard and denial of my own similar posts and attitudes.
 
Long-winded tangential digression along corollary topic line. Vague accusation. Belligerent challenge to the position stated upthread by a certain poster of some pretensions.

Razz smiley.
 
Vague, ambiguous, and non-sequitur reference to having recently spent considerable time with a leading Star Trek actor in the back of my towncar.
 
Samuel T. Cogley said:
Vague, ambiguous, and non-sequitur reference to having recently spent considerable time with a leading Star Trek actor in the back of my towncar.
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ROFL emoticon. ROFL emoticon. ROFL emoticon.
 
dalehoppert said:
Samuel T. Cogley said:
Vague, ambiguous, and non-sequitur reference to having recently spent considerable time with a leading Star Trek actor in the back of my towncar.
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ROFL emoticon. ROFL emoticon. ROFL emoticon.
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Initially,!!!Emoticon!!!,then logic prevailed.
The above ascertions of Towncar Daliances:
Irrelavent.Backhanded (left) dimisal offered.
Subsequent inappropriate Emoticon response:
Irrelavent.Single Eyebrow (left) raised as indicative of mild consternation.
This thread will be Re-imagined. Resistence is futile.
 
Woulfe said:
Mild laughter at the genricnes of the thread so far.

- W -
* Witty Random Sig With Pop-culture Referance *
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I have to say, Woulfe parodying his own signature is probably the funniest part of this to me.

Oops! I mean:
Psuedo-intellectual response full of self - referential humor trying to tie together Trekkies and everyone on the internet in general.

Self depreciating remark to cover for lack of originality as though that was the point all along.
 
Agreement that Woulfe's style of humor is underappreciated, followed by unsuccessful attempt to be even funnier. Overuse of laughing emoticons (minimum four) to indicate that I think my remark was indeed funnier.

This was followed by an attempt to make an on-topic comment which was backspaced over before post was made.
 
Begrudging admission that, while I admire Woulfe and his thoughtful posts, that little add-on sig thing he does with each post irritates the excreted waste right out of my body. Stifled concern that maybe I have said too much.
 
Addition of Photoshopped picture depicting actor/actors from show/movie under discussion with speech balloons added containing humorous remarks and/or adolescent sexual innuendo, in a vain attempt to create an in-joke based thread-meme instead of actually contributing to the discussion.

Grinning emoticon.
 
Star Trek XI is Canceled.......

I just awesome focal readjustment of the relevance trees and teeth upsweeping dialogue. Many are mail and blocks paper genital, and the Hotel. Disorgamia, will result in Beauty and chairs, all material. Garage scuba wheels plants and airplanes are solution both sexual and noncompensatable


and thats all I have to say about it...





meaningfully,

K'riq Sa
Minister of the Church of Last Ingrown Habit Store Chair Aluminum Siding
 
Re: Star Trek XI is Canceled.......

^^^

Phase one of the re-imaging is complete. Evil grin emote conservatively applied.
 
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(Edited to correct thread title)
 
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