Posting of link to own (unacknowledged) previous response to post which garnered said useless, supposedly witty comment. Tongue graemlin.
Generic parody thread
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Insistance that my mother was a saint. Insinuation that your mother performs acts of oral sex. Claim that she and I engaged in oral sex the previous night. Accusation that you are a homosexual. Hastily added excuse that I am not homophobic, so as not to anger acutal homosexuals. Promise to prove masculanity in TNZ. Completely oblivious to the fact that this is no longer about Star Trek.
Laughing hysterically while simultaneously experiencing involuntary excretion of waste liquids into lower torso coverings.
Followed by a snarky post from me insisting that, yes, the Kelvin registry numbers as seen in the movie are not only consistent, but follow Trek Canon.
Posting of overprocessed mystery meat product.
Crazed comment on how we are all doomed on May 8th.
Always late to the ball...
Posting virtually non-relevant first in-thread-post, so as to indicate to the real donors of this quite fascinating read, the presence of a somewhat invisible, practically insignificant, Trektonian-Wall-Flower, concealing himself not-so-stealthy, while the actual contributing participants of this umpteenth-page, irrelevant thread continue on with their quite entertaining parody of absolutely nothing...
Posting virtually non-relevant first in-thread-post, so as to indicate to the real donors of this quite fascinating read, the presence of a somewhat invisible, practically insignificant, Trektonian-Wall-Flower, concealing himself not-so-stealthy, while the actual contributing participants of this umpteenth-page, irrelevant thread continue on with their quite entertaining parody of absolutely nothing...
Derogatory comment about your knowledge of Trek, implication that you don't have any. Example cited of USS Grissom's three-digit registry, belief stated that this precedent should have been used for the Kelvin. Random and irrelevant referance to Nero's starship, modeled after an aquatic animal with tentacles.
Overly long paragraph of fanboy bitching. JJ Abrams described as a hack. Accusations of childhood having been sexually violated. Claim that Trek XI is the worse crime since Enterprise's series finale.
Arrogant opinion that everyone else on Trek BBS lacks sufficient intelligence to understand the depth and complexities of this post.
Confusion over poster in question being a mod. Statement of belief that reality is crumbling. Implicit link to release of new movie.
rather flippant suggestion tounge placed in cheek that perhaps mudshark should then be in charge of hello kitty forum instead.
of it not change name to hello kitty.
Apology for coming late to this thread.
Reference to minute irrelevant detail about shuttlecraft leading to totally self-serving reference to my own web page about the Prius-class shuttlecraft.
Reference to minute irrelevant detail about shuttlecraft leading to totally self-serving reference to my own web page about the Prius-class shuttlecraft.
Compliment about some generic thing on "shuttlecraft" disguising deep loathing for constant self-pimping.
Remark in all caps contaning a line shouted by a pointy-eared alien, followed by a Seinfeld reference, followed by a NuBSG reference, followed by a Firefly reference, followed by an obsure reference from Cleopatra 2525 that nobody understands. ROFL smiley x 15.