Turkish Star Trek: frozen generic cheapest of the cheap "pizza"
It's a cheap bizarre copy of a slightly better copy of the real thing. The genius of the pie makers of Naples has devolved into this. If only Axanar had been a pizzaria in Turkey without a care in the world about lawsuits, their pizza would have been made. The pepperonis don't look like pepperonis, the crust isn't semolina flour, and the cheese is anything but cheese (but Turkish Star Trek Uhura is really hot. I digress). Everything about this pizza is a lie. You could make 5 far better ones for the same price with stuff you could buy at the same grocery store. But it is there. It can be overlooked, it will never enter Pizza Canon, but Turkish Star Trek will not go away. Available at your frozen "foods" section.