Gee, thanks a lot.

[tharpdevenport]

So, like many internet people, besides being very handsome and intelligent, woman just don't want that (besides what they say), so I try alternate routes for dating. Many years back I registered with Yahoo! Personals.

I stopped going there because they went from their own personals to some dumb site like Love.com.

Today I got one of those automated e-mails from them, which I hadn't gotten in a long, long time (I assumed I might not ever get one again). Here is the result:

 

[Trippy]

Awww

Yah, I have a Yahoo personals too...just for fun though...to actually talk to anyone you have to be part of the paid service.

I've had quite a few messages/matches though

 

[Squiggy]

Well, if it's any consolation, and it probably isn't but...

You also have no friends.

 

[T'Baio]

Wow...you suck.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Wow...you suck.

Is this directed at me or him?

 

[Gertch]

Sorry Tharp, but your dog says he'll send for his toys.

 

[T'Baio]

Wow...you suck.

Is this directed at me or him?

You kidding? No matches, no friends...you, man. You totally suck.

 

[doubleohfive]

This thread though is full of win.

 

[tharpdevenport]

I guess they wren't happy enough with this one, as they sent me another one today with "0" matches. If I knew my password and user name for it, I'd close that sucker out or at least use a fake e-mail.