Game: First Draft Movies

[Mistral]

"My age precludes the possibility of excrement!"

 

[Messianni]

^ Hm, that's the only one I can't place. What was the original line?

 

[Mistral]

^ Hm, that's the only one I can't place. What was the original line?

"I'm getting too old for this shit!"

 

[Messianni]

^ Hm, that's the only one I can't place. What was the original line?

"I'm getting too old for this shit!"

Nice.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

^ Hm, that's the only one I can't place. What was the original line?

"I'm getting too old for this shit!"

Nice.

"I'm getting too old for this Dark Lord of the Sith!"

 

[Aragorn]

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth and shaved."

 

[Mistral]

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth and shaved."

OK, now I'm scratching my head...


2 more:

"Do you feel the vagaries of fortune are favoring you, you juvenile delinquent?"

"Please assemble a twenty-four hour time period just for me."

 

[Hermiod]

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth and shaved."

OK, now I'm scratching my head...

Anakin to Padmé in Attack of the Clones.

 

[captcalhoun]

i really dislike undead mummified villains, they are never sporting.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"My momma always told me, Life is like a made to order KFC Drive-Thru meal... you never know what ya gonna get."

 

[Messianni]

"Life is like a box of chocolates... and I hate chocolate."

 

[Aragorn]

"Hello. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. You want a Hustler Magazine?"

 

[Messianni]

"I may not be a smart man, but you're a filthy whore Jenny."

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"The first rule of The Wright Stuff is, you do not talk about The Wright Stuff."

 

[Aragorn]

"If you build it, he will come. Unless you're fielding the Pittsburgh Pirates."

 

[Mistral]

"If you build it he will cum. He's kinda kinky that way."

 

[Piper]

"Houston, everything's fine."

 

[Mistral]

"This is Hollywood, People. Whas your dream? For five bucks you can make it come true!"

 

[TGTheodore]

"I am prepared for the extreme proximity of the camera to my face, Agnes' dad."

"Perform it, Samuel."

"I might have been one of many boxers who could have taken the title, instead of a transient with no future, which I coincidentally happen to be."

--Ted

 

[Goliath]

"Every day for the past ten years Loretta there's been giving me a large black coffee. Today she gives me a large black coffee--only it's got sugar in it. A lot of sugar. I just came back to complain."

(Pause)

"Well? Can I get a fresh coffee, or not?"