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Funny Trek Titles

Solarbaby

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Fleet Captain
Hi Peeps,

I'm half way through a spoof TNG animation and I was thinking of doing another. But no idea what that script would be yet. I find its sometimes easier to think of the title first and story forms.

I was thinking of sending up an episode of Trek by changing the name slightly such as
The City on the edge of a Fishfinger,
The Doomsday Washing Machine,
The Marmite Manouver,
The Savage Beef Curtains,
Friday's Child Welfare day
A piece of the ass
Elaan of Degeneres
For the World is Hollow and I have Fallen out the Hole at the Bottom.
Platos Godparents,
Catsick,
Journey to the Centre of Babel
The Ultimate App
How Sweeter Than Serpant Soup
Once Upon a Plomeek
Where no man has been since
Where Silence has cheese
In the hands of the Projectile Vomiters
Looking for My Contact Lens In All the Wrong Places
The Changing Face of Michael Jackson
Time and Bloody again, yes another time travel story that couldn't even have happened
The 47s (Star Trek writers are obsessed with this number)

I know some of these are bad its just a spontaneous brain storm.

Having just gone through the episode list its seems most TNG, DS9,Voyager,Ent episodes are one word or a title used by many other shows and books. TOS and TAS seemed to have more original titles that could be played with. Can you think of any funny titles that might be inspirational?
 
Silent Enema

Many TNG, DS9 and VOY titles are parts of or adaptations of proverbs or literary quotes, so you could do the same...
 
The Marmite Manouver
LOL! Though I think “The Vegemite Maneuver” is even funnier.

“The Bad Continuity Syndrome”

“Operation: Annihilate the Flying Eggs-Over-Easy-Made-By-a-Drunken-Cook”

“The City on the Edge of Culver City” (slight in-joke)

“The Devil and the Dork”

“And the Children Shall Make a Suggestive Hand Gesture”

“Cat's Piss”

“What Are Big Girls Made of, and What Keeps Their Boobies From Popping Out?”

“The Savage Mismatched Curtains”

“Pauly Shore -- LEAVE!”
 
"Charlie Ex-Con"
"Mega-Bore-This-Is"
"Mirror, Schmirror"
"For the Plot is Shallow and We Have Mined It Dry"
"Let This Be The Last Episode"
 
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