Funny things children say

[ElBurro]

Saw my best friend the other day and niece has come out with another corker. BF bought Cop Out on dvd and put it on while the kids were there (BF had never seen it before and didn't realise it was unsuitable for them). There's a bit in it where someone draws a giant penis and testicles on a window or something (I haven't seen it yet) and niece said 'That's a bum and an arrow pointing at him. He's calling him a Bum Head'. BF said 'Yes that's what it is. Just a bum and an arrow. Let's switch this off now'.

 

[Amaris]

A week or so ago, my four year old niece was playing Mario Golf on my Gamecube. She starts talking about how she likes golf, and how she went to Putt Putt with her Mommy and Daddy. I asked her if she had fun. She replied that she did, and then she stopped playing her game, turned around, put her index finger in the air and said "Of course you know that Putt Putt is Spanish for golf." I won't lie, I just about wet myself.

 

[TerokNor]

3 year old girl plays hide and seek, climbs under her grandmas skirt to hide. Grandma stands in the middle of a bunch of people, its a birthday celebration. Grandma says: "Huh? What are you doing under my skirt, come out of there."
Kid comes out and says in a serious matter of fact tone loud enough for everyone to hear: "Grandma, under there it does not smell very nice!"
The honesty of children.

TerokNor

 

[scotpens]

I think I remember somewheres a kid saying he did not like his finger nails getting clipped because it made getting the buggers out of his nose more difficult..

I assume the kid said “boogers.” “Bugger” means something completely different!