Funniest / best line in Voyager

[Gingerbread Demon]

This one caught me by surprise today... I laughed far more than I feel I should have

Seven to the Borg kids "fun will now commence"

Perfect delivery by Jeri Ryan too

 

[Oddish]

Best: "Time's up."
I'll have to think about the funniest.

 

[Akiraprise]

"It was a mild shock, he will recover."
Really the entire scene is gold. "You killed him?" Janeway's total exasperation and stink eye towards Seven then just walking away.

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[Gingerbread Demon]

"It was a mild shock, he will recover."
Really the entire scene is gold. "You killed him?" Janeway's total exasperation and stink eye towards Seven then just walking away.

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Yeah that was gold, such a funny scene

 

[AntonyF]

I love season one for some great humour. A couple of that spring to mind... (and I realise after I'm quoting all from the Cloud, but there are more...)

KES: Do all nebulas look like that?
NEELIX: I wouldn't know. I'm smart enough to go around nebulas when I encounter them.

NEELIX: These people are natural born idiots, if you ask me. They don't appreciate what they have here. This ship is the match of any vessel within a hundred light years, and what do they do with it? Well, let's see if we can't find some space anomaly today that might rip it apart! [Ethan Phillips' delivery on this was great]

JANEWAY: Just like Jonah and the whale, you're going in.

DOCTOR: Let's see. You ran your ship through it, fired phasers at it and blew a hole in it with a photon torpedo. I'd say it's a pretty good chance that you did some fairly significant...

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

I love season one for some great humour. A couple of that spring to mind... (and I realise after I'm quoting all from the Cloud, but there are more...)

KES: Do all nebulas look like that?
NEELIX: I wouldn't know. I'm smart enough to go around nebulas when I encounter them.

NEELIX: These people are natural born idiots, if you ask me. They don't appreciate what they have here. This ship is the match of any vessel within a hundred light years, and what do they do with it? Well, let's see if we can't find some space anomaly today that might rip it apart! [Ethan Phillips' delivery on this was great]

JANEWAY: Just like Jonah and the whale, you're going in.

DOCTOR: Let's see. You ran your ship through it, fired phasers at it and blew a hole in it with a photon torpedo. I'd say it's a pretty good chance that you did some fairly significant...

That was really funny

 

[Farscape One]

"Get the cheese to sickbay."
Torres, "LEARNING CURVE"

"It appears we have lost our sex appeal, captain."
Tuvok, "ELOGIUM"
(Truly, this line and delivery from Tim Russ justifies the existence of this episode.)

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

"Get the cheese to sickbay."
Torres, "LEARNING CURVE"

"It appears we have lost our sex appeal, captain."
Tuvok, "ELOGIUM"
(Truly, this line and delivery from Tim Russ justifies the existence of this episode.)

Both of those are great episodes

 

[somebuddyX]

SEVEN: You will be assimilated.
NEELIX: No time for that now. Maybe later.

 

[Oddish]

"I feel like we're being pecked to death by ducks."

Funniest? I don't know. But funny.