Fun from the Onion...

[Klaus]

Obama Suddenly Panicked After Gazing Too Far Into Future



...so Skynet is the true issue we should be concerned about?

 

[Temis the Vorta]

"And that is why we must all strive to make our own tomorrow together," Obama said to resounding applause before stopping abruptly, breaking into a cold sweat, and bringing his trembling hands to his blanched face. "Oh, God, no. They're sentient. Every last one of them is sentient!"

I would pay real money to see Obama say that.

No wait - to see McCain say that. Shortly before being taken off-stage in a straightjacket.

 

[Gepard]

My one dream is to have McCain don an eyepatch, then press his head against the wall and say it's in the frakking ship.

 

[Sephiroth]

ah, the Funion, i lurve it

 

[Brikar99]

"Wait, Statue of Liberty at the end? THAT WAS EARTH! Awwwww you blew it up!!"