For trade: one baby

[tharpdevenport]

Crack will do, as another news article reports:

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Mother's in the store and dear ol' dad is trying to sell his kid for money. I wonder just how much better the mother could be...

 

[Robert Maxwell]

"The baby is in good condition, police said."

That will certainly help set the price.

 

[Mike Farley]

Funny, the police just sent the guy home. I would have thought trying to sell an actual living person--albeit a tiny one--would have been an arrestable offense.

 

[Ashu]

If it weren't for stupidity like that of the father, life would be very dull for the rest of us.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Has anyone considered maybe the Father was joking around and some people took it seriously contacted the Police and the Police went overboard like they usually do?

 

[Trekker4747]

Do I get a free Baby Fax with it?

 

[opali]

Do I get a free Baby Fax with it?

No, but it does come with a handy carrying case and a free set of Ginsu knives!

 

[tharpdevenport]

"All yours for the low, low price of three easy payments of $9.95!"

 

[Robert Maxwell]

But wait... there's more!

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Hi! I'm Billy Mays for Baby-Be-Gone! Pesky child running around your house? Diapers pilling up? No time to sleep getting you down? Then try Baby-Be-Gone!!!"

 

[opali]

But wait... there's more!