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Film portrays British Royals as racists and psychopaths

DarthTom

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This is a whopper of a conspiracy theory but a fun one to ponder. I'm sure the Royal family isn't pleased with this film on the heels of William and Kate's marriage.

Huffington
CANNES, France -- According to a provocative new documentary at the Cannes Film Festival, Britain's royals are racist "gangsters in tiaras" and Prince Philip is a womanizing psychopath.
The movie "Unlawful Killing" revives claims that Princess Diana – adored by millions as the "people's princess" but viewed in royal circles as an embarrassing loose cannon – was murdered by the British establishment. The film was screened Friday for the first time at the festival.


It bills itself as "the antidote to 'The King's Speech'" and depicts the royal family as feudal relics presiding over a network of official cronies at taxpayers' expense. Director Keith Allen says, however, it's "not an attack on the monarchy."
"I don't think it's anti-monarchy," he said. "I think it may be questioning capitalism."
The film takes its title from the verdict of an official British inquest into Diana's 1997 death in a Paris car crash. The jury ruled the princess was unlawfully killed, but deflated claims of a conspiracy, blaming "grossly negligent driving" by her drunk and speeding driver and pursuing vehicles.
But the movie by actor Allen – father of singer Lily Allen – revisits conspiracy theories put forward by Mohamed Al Fayed, whose son Dodi was Diana's boyfriend at the time and died in the same crash.
Fayed, the billionaire former owner of London's Harrods department store, funded the 2.5 million pound ($4 million) documentary. He has long maintained that his son and Diana were killed by the British secret service at the behest of an establishment horrified by her romance with a Muslim man.
The film begins with Diana's prediction in a 1995 letter to a friend that "my husband is planning an 'accident' in my car" and attempts to expose holes in the coroner's inquest.
It poses more questions than it answers. Who was in the white Fiat that witnesses saw in the Alma Tunnel just before the crash? Was driver Henri Paul really drunk or did someone tamper with his blood samples? Why did a French ambulance take so long to arrive?
 
"Fayed, the billionaire former owner of London's Harrods department store, funded the 2.5 million pound ($4 million) documentary."

That's basically all you need to know - it's a part of his ongoing lunacy. How he roped Allen into it, I can't imagine...

(Long story short, Fayed *has* to keep going with the conspiracy bullshit because his companies employed the driver, Henri Paul, which means a) he's probably trying to work off guilt at getting his son killed and b) if ever he just publicly accepts that, he presumably becomes liable for corporate manslaughter should the Spencer family feel like it...)
 
And, let's face it, if SIS had done it, they'd have staged a suicide, nice and neat, a la Dr David Kelly. Or just shot Dodi.
 
"Fayed, the billionaire former owner of London's Harrods department store, funded the 2.5 million pound ($4 million) documentary."

That's basically all you need to know - it's a part of his ongoing lunacy. How he roped Allen into it, I can't imagine...

(Long story short, Fayed *has* to keep going with the conspiracy bullshit because his companies employed the driver, Henri Paul, which means a) he's probably trying to work off guilt at getting his son killed and b) if ever he just publicly accepts that, he presumably becomes liable for corporate manslaughter should the Spencer family feel like it...)

Yea, Fayed sure does have a hard on for the Royals.
 
And, let's face it, if SIS had done it, they'd have staged a suicide, nice and neat, a la Dr David Kelly. Or just shot Dodi.

Actually I think this is a decent conspiracy theory because it kills two birds with one stone. Firstly, Diana struggled with the paparazzi press during her entire adult life after marrying Charles and the car crash that was directly caused by their endless pursuits made them the proverbial bad guys with the public.
 
It bills itself as "the antidote to 'The King's Speech'" and depicts the royal family as feudal relics presiding over a network of official cronies at taxpayers' expense.

They could probably do this without some stupid Diana conspiracy. Seriously, people need to give that a rest.
 
"Fayed, the billionaire former owner of London's Harrods department store, funded the 2.5 million pound ($4 million) documentary."

That's basically all you need to know - it's a part of his ongoing lunacy. How he roped Allen into it, I can't imagine...

(Long story short, Fayed *has* to keep going with the conspiracy bullshit because his companies employed the driver, Henri Paul, which means a) he's probably trying to work off guilt at getting his son killed and b) if ever he just publicly accepts that, he presumably becomes liable for corporate manslaughter should the Spencer family feel like it...)

Which is ironic, because all guilt lies with those motherfucking Paparazzi.
 
"Fayed, the billionaire former owner of London's Harrods department store, funded the 2.5 million pound ($4 million) documentary."

That's basically all you need to know - it's a part of his ongoing lunacy. How he roped Allen into it, I can't imagine...

(Long story short, Fayed *has* to keep going with the conspiracy bullshit because his companies employed the driver, Henri Paul, which means a) he's probably trying to work off guilt at getting his son killed and b) if ever he just publicly accepts that, he presumably becomes liable for corporate manslaughter should the Spencer family feel like it...)

Yea, Fayed sure does have a hard on for the Royals.

Like father like son.

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Which is ironic, because all guilt lies with those motherfucking Paparazzi.

They wouldn't exist if people didn't eat the shit up like cotton candy and buy the publications they snap photos of these folks.

Says the guy with an obsession with the royal family. :p Be honest, you have every copy of People Magazine and US Weekly dealing with the royals.
 
Says the guy with an obsession with the royal family. :p Be honest, you have every copy of People Magazine and US Weekly dealing with the royals.

Actually you're wrong, I do not. I've never been a collector of shit and if I were to, the Royals wouldn't be even in the top 100 on my list.

Krugerrands or bearer bonds however might be. ;)
 
Says the guy with an obsession with the royal family. :p Be honest, you have every copy of People Magazine and US Weekly dealing with the royals.

Actually you're wrong, I do not. I've never been a collector of shit and if I were to, the Royals wouldn't be even in the top 100 on my list.

Okay, maybe you don't collect them, but you've started numerous threads relating to various members of the Royal Family (something like seven or eight over the past several months) that discuss gossip on them, the wedding, etc. It just seemed an odd complaint to criticize the people "eating that shit up" for fueling the paparazzi that contributed to Diana's death when from all appearances you seem to be one of the people lining up to eat.
 
Okay, maybe you don't collect them, but you've started numerous threads relating to various members of the Royal Family (something like seven or eight over the past several months) that discuss gossip on them, the wedding, etc. It just seemed an odd complaint to criticize the people "eating that shit up" for fueling the paparazzi tha contributed to Diana's death when from all appearances you seem to be one of the people lining up to eat.

I think you misunderstood, I wasn't in any way exempting myself from the legions of folks who eat up the paparazzi's buillshit related to the Royal family - I'm guilty as charged in that regard.

For the record, I won't pay for it though - only the free stuff on the net.
 
I know this is kinda shitty, but while Diana did an overall fantastic job of freeing her boys from the stodginess of royal life (where they wouldn’t have to be as unhappy as their father, say), would things have gone as well for them had she not died? Basically, was the public and political (not personal and emotional) fallout from her death ultimately beneficial to their well-being?

I said it sounds shitty, but the loss of a loved mother of two young sons aside, would they have been left alone as much as they were but for her premature death?

Still sounds shitty no matter how I try to non-emotionally phrase it. Does anybody understand what I’m trying to get at?
 
Did anyone else see that pod underneath the Fiat's wing?

You know what I'm thinking?

That's right, the British Secret service contacted the CIA, who hooked them up with Al Queda and gave them a pod... bomb.. missile thing.

Lyndon B Johnson probably had something to do with it too.

My theory's still a little incomplete, but so far, it's looking bulletproof.
 
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