figures, the Sith Academy is at Disneyland...
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She's a smart girl!
I loved that video. "You don't know the power of the dark side!" Apparently that little girl does. I love when she kneels before Vader!
Given the chance, I'd bet a high proportion of kids who get up on stage take the smartass option and join the Dark Side (I know I would have at that age, or any age for that matter) but what gets me is how perfect her bow was. Like she'd been practicing in case an opportunity to join the Dark Side issue ever arose, maybe during kindergarten recess? 
Kids nowadays.
Kids nowadays.
Sith aren't interested in sex! 
Neither are the Jedi for that matter. No wonder they're both always acting so frakkin hostile.
Okay, I guess now is as good a time as ever to ask a question I can't help wondering about, but due to an attack of good taste and discretion have always forgotten to ask: did Obi-Wan ever have sex, even once in his life?
Neither are the Jedi for that matter. No wonder they're both always acting so frakkin hostile.
Okay, I guess now is as good a time as ever to ask a question I can't help wondering about, but due to an attack of good taste and discretion have always forgotten to ask: did Obi-Wan ever have sex, even once in his life?
I'm going to guess that he found a way around the rules somehow. I mean, his name is near the top of the "hero" list in Star Wars, and heroes always have sex, right?
Now (those of a delicate nature please stop reading here
), what about Yoda? 900 years seems a long time to live with that sort of frustration....
Yeah, but why not? What's the point in being evil and not having a harem? Besides, I'd have no trouble whatsoever believing that Joruus C'Boath had the grave and serious task of deflowering all the pretty virgins of Jomark, and maybe Wayland too.Sith aren't interested in sex!
Ahem...Now (those of a delicate nature please stop reading here
Don't Tell Tony Waltman You've Never Wondered What Yoda's Penis Looks Like
Maybe the Dark Side is like sex but way way better? So you no longer care about sex per se anymore? Because if it isn't, then the Sith would get all distracted by everyone wanting to have sex with them, well maybe not Palps but I figure most of them aren't ugly and wrinkly, and then they'd lose their focus on UNLIMITED POWEEEERRRR!!!
And basically, it's the same for the Jedi. All this Force stuff is a substitute for sex. You get one or the other, not both.
I have no idea who Joruus C'Boath or Wayland are, and I'm not clicking on that link.
Sith aren't interested in sex!
Neither are the Jedi for that matter. No wonder they're both always acting so frakkin hostile.
Okay, I guess now is as good a time as ever to ask a question I can't help wondering about, but due to an attack of good taste and discretion have always forgotten to ask: did Obi-Wan ever have sex, even once in his life?
I'm guessing he banged Padme on the side, because Anakin was too much of a pussy to father a child.
Under ordinary circumstances I would object but the PT was so putrid that even a dumbass love triangle would have been an improvement. And since Obi-Wan lied like a rug about everything else, why layer one more lie on and let poor Luke think his real daddy is a Sith.
T W I S T E D!!!
And since Obi-Wan lied like a rug about everything else, why layer one more lie on and let poor Luke think his real daddy is a Sith.T W I S T E D!!!
... that's not really how harems work...
Besides, everyone knows that the Dark Side and sex go hand in hand. What, you think Anakin was using Light Side powers on Padme?
I'm wearing a baggy sweater and shawl, right? I was in my
closet, reaching for the sweater, then I got all dizzy, and
next thing I knew I'm in here. So, I must have put on the
sweater, obviously. I'm totally gonna bang you tonight. Wait,
what did I just say? Oh yeah, about how we can't be
together... damn headache; must've had too much wine...
closet, reaching for the sweater, then I got all dizzy, and
next thing I knew I'm in here. So, I must have put on the
sweater, obviously. I'm totally gonna bang you tonight. Wait,
what did I just say? Oh yeah, about how we can't be
together... damn headache; must've had too much wine...
Incomplete, your Jedi training is.I have no idea who Joruus C'Boath or Wayland are, and I'm not clicking on that link.
And relax, the link is to The Onion.
That would actually have been totally hilarious. It might have made me rethink my Prequel Rejection Stance...
Yeah I was going to say that Anakin was pretty interested in sex...
Where are you getting "harems" from? From what I saw, Palps seemed to be more interested in Anakin than any female sort of person that he may have ever encountered during his lifetime (which I'm certain was completely nonsexual ahem), while Anakin was psychotically obsessed with one female in particular, to the point where I had to seriously wonder why she wouldn't run as far away from him as possible.... that's not really how harems work...
Star Wars has a goofy puritannicalism about it, that if done properly, can be charming. And if done badly, can at least be inspiration for even worse fanfic. I'm afraid that your rather mundane and uninteresting personal fantasies (cmon, at least try to be a little creative) don't fit in anywhere here.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/did-luke-skywalker-die-virgin/Dunno, didn't Ford flash a hint of chest hair? Didn't Williams have a certain twinkle in his eye?
And I think we all remember this guy:
Wait -
He was senile by then. You try living in the middle of freaking nowhere for a couple decades without anyone to talk to.
Or maybe he caught syphilis from some Twi'lek girl and things went downhill.
The only times I really pay attention to the prequels are when mocking them relentlessly, appreciating a tiny aspect of 2 or 3, and when vomiting into a bucket.
The only way to tolerate them is to make up ridiculous and/or hilarious crap. Like Obi Wan banging Padme. Score.
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