Fellas: Pants Bulge
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Picard was a Tripod?
so the rumour goes.
Puts new meaning to the term "to boldly go"
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* Wear Pleated Pants.
* Choose the whitest pleated pants you can find.
* Always wear tighty whiteys.
* When possible, in view of women, casually stand next to male mannequin for comparison.
J.
* Wear Pleated Pants.
* Choose the whitest pleated pants you can find.
* Always wear tighty whiteys.
* When possible, in view of women, casually stand next to male mannequin for comparison.
J.
OK guys I have a weird question for you. Don't freak out!
I started a new job a few months ago where I have to wear a tie and dress clothes everyday. I hate dressing up and I'm not familiar with it. Now I work exclusively with women. Out of the 35 employees there's 4 guys other than me and 2 of them are the executives.
I've never noticed this before but my junk seems to be a noticeably visible swell in my pants. I don't mean this as a joke or a brag cause it isn'tbut I'm worried about this. Are my (predominantly female) co-workers noticing this? Am I wearing clothes wrong somehow? I wear 'tighty whiteys' and, yknow, dress pants, I don't know what they're called. And for some reason it's twice as noticeable (to me) in brown pants as it is in black pants so I pretty much stopped wearing my brown pants!
I'm just wondering if this is normal, for your package to be a visible swell in your pants at all times. I basically pull my belt line down as much as I can to minimize this. I don't want to go around staring at other guys' crotches to see if this is normal or not
Or am I wearing the wrong clothes? Or do I have abnormally sticky outey parts?
I have had this problem with some pants and also with shorts at the gym. I try to hide it because I think it looks kind of trashy if its too noticeable. I don't really think most women care though.
There is only so much you can tell from a bulge. My junk looks massive in boxer-briefs, but when wearing normal boxers you wouldn't even know it's there.
I need proof.
I love this thread.
I am by no means "large," but when i wear slacks, it does make my junk look pretty big. When i wear my ultra comfortable jeans, they conceal everything rather well.
Okay, somehow I really didn't expect a thread about male pants bugle to get Godwinned!
Once again I have underestimated the TrekBBS.
There is only so much you can tell from a bulge. My junk looks massive in boxer-briefs, but when wearing normal boxers you wouldn't even know it's there.
I need proof.
I think your imagination will have to handle this one on its own.
There is only so much you can tell from a bulge. My junk looks massive in boxer-briefs, but when wearing normal boxers you wouldn't even know it's there.
I need proof.
I think your imagination will have to handle this one on its own.
I'll be in my bunk.
True. After a left hook and a couple of uppercuts, my bulge usually goes down for a while.
We all have our limits.
Okay, somehow I really didn't expect a thread about male pants bugle to get Godwinned!
Once again I have underestimated the TrekBBS.
In this case, I think you mean overestimated.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
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-Tobias Funke.
