Feline Follies
- Thread starter Alienesse
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I asked you here today to discuss your shortcomings. Here are the 12 steps to fix your cattitude:
1. feed the cat
2. pet the cat
3. leave the cat alone so he can nap
4. give the cat treats
5. let the cat out
6. let the cat in
7. let the cat out
8. let the cat in
9-12. feed the cat
(Not necessarily in this order and repeat often)
Well behaved kitty. If I'd tried that with Charlie I would have pulled back a stump.
Well behaved kitty. If I'd tried that with Charlie I would have pulled back a stump.
so he doesn’t know the expression about not biting the hand that feeds you?
Well behaved kitty. If I'd tried that with Charlie I would have pulled back a stump.
Looking at the comments of the Imgur post, it appears this particular cat actually suffers from a brain condition that paralyzes him neck down, which is why he needs to be fed like this. They say, though, that his family take great care of him.
If he didn't suffer from this condition, he'd probably react more like your Charlie.
My cat is getting to smart for her own good, I have a ritual before I go to sleep. I chase the cat to the living room, get my milk, close the door to the living room, go to the bathroom and take my meds.
But recently she hides beneath my bad leaving me under the impression that she already went to the living room, and when the the light go out? Sneak attack! She'll jump on my bed to sleep between my legs! And I'll allow her, but then she wakes me up at 3 am! So whenever she does that now, I'll grab and put her on the couch
But recently she hides beneath my bad leaving me under the impression that she already went to the living room, and when the the light go out? Sneak attack! She'll jump on my bed to sleep between my legs! And I'll allow her, but then she wakes me up at 3 am! So whenever she does that now, I'll grab and put her on the couch
My boy
Don't move, don't move. If I don't move, it can't see me.
