Feline Follies

[Sgt_G]

Cat vs bat

Not cool. Bats are helpful. They eat mosquitos and other nasty bugs.

Moreover, if a bat is out during the daytime, it might be sick. Rabies is very, very rare in bats, but if one if out flying around during the daytime, there's a chance rabies has it confused. I hope that cat's shots were up-to-date.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Cat is gonna cat.

 

[auntiehill]

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[Avro Arrow]

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Sorry about this, but I had to remove because of the GoFundMe link.

 

[auntiehill]

Kitty camouflage

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[Velocity]

Cat vs bat

Wow! Good kitty!

 

[auntiehill]

from Bored Panda:

 

[Gary Mitchell]

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[Non Sync]

 

[Sgt_G]

Pat, I'll take Musical Magic for $200.

Okay, here's your clue.

What do you get if Ozzy Osbourne was transformed into a cat?

 

[auntiehill]

Junior claiming the grocery bags as his own personal daybed.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

This just popped up in my Twitter feed:

TEACHER: You have 5 cats, and someone wants 2 of them. How many cats do you have left?

ME: 5

TEACHER: Okay, let's say someone forcibly takes 2 cats. What do you have now?

ME: 5 cats and a dead body.

 

[Commander Troi]

 

[DEWLine]

Yes, @Commander Troi! My response, exactly mirrored!

 

[auntiehill]

When your cat is cooler than you are.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

 

[publiusr]

The Perils of Pauline
https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...son_puts_camera_on_cat_to_see_the_adventures/

 

[auntiehill]

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[Non Sync]

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[Magic Maik]