Knife kid not only doesn't have a Ka-Bar or something else worthwhile but it's not even a good sized steak knife.
This show is freaking horrible so far! It feels like a bad parody of the main show.
2 week!?!?! 2 WEEKS!?!?!?! ARGGHHHHHHH! I want another 2 HOURs now!.
So, I had an idea. Borrowing from Naked and Afraid, lets start using the Survival Index to rate our characters.
Sis has and remains clueless at a 2.0
The problem with the junkie is how fast he's coming off of withdrawal. If he's as serious an addict as presented, breaking oxy into pieces is not going to help him at the seemingly rapid pace we witnessed. Yes, I realize this a TV series, not Intervention (and that's a good thing for an number of reasons), and time is short in some areas, but the entire junkie subplot is not all that realistic....and its there for what reason?Druggy son starts at a 5 for street smarts and ends this episode with a 5.3 for faking a seizure to save his sister, or at least taking credit for saving her.
I get the feeling that his fate could go one of three ways:Knife kid gets an initial rating of 4. It would be lower for being a bit soft physically, but he knows more than anyone of the other main characters and is already planning months ahead. If he survives long enough to become an effective fighter his score will rise quickly.
Yes, he was stupid, but tell me that the present day drive to make everything THE POLITICAL STAND OF THE CENTURY!!! was not behind his attempt (like a million other people) to capture a police shooting or incident on camera. If the show wants to play it real, he should be the first to go.Camera son was pretty much a non-entity last episode, so we can only judge him based on what we saw tonight - pretty stupid. He followed the crowd like a lemming and stayed way too long after it was clear a riot was going to break out. I give him the low rating of the group at 1.
Yeah, there's room for improvement, and she's not shell shocked....yet.Ex-wife seems totally oblivious to the situation but open to reacting somewhat intelligently to what she does see. We'll give her a provisional score of 3.5.
...except that not WD zombie are older, with softer bone. Some, like Bob--was only dead for a few seconds before Tyreese stabbed him, yet he did it with relative ease. We can assume the the same regarding Lizzie & Mika's father, who was dead only moments until Carol killed him. That makes stabbing fresh heads seem as easy as cutting into a stick of butter.On the knife thing, to be fair to the parent series, the zombies there are older so arguably have softer bone, and the kid had a crummy kitchen steak knife (which, really he came back for it, there's not 30 more back at home?) TWD crew use hardier attack knives and machetes.
Not liking any of the characters, want them all to be eaten especially the mother and the brother
Three black characters already dead, main show has been accused of racism but this is ridiculous
Ah, well, I don't "hate" the characters like you seem to.
I also think that Madison not telling her daughter that she killed a man, at least, not right away, is fairly realistic. Remember, these people still haven't really come to the realization that they're dealing with the undead. As far as they are concerned at this point, they're murdering very sick people. Yes, it's self defense, but they still aren't used to killing people. Especially in the up close and brutal ways they've had to so far. It's not something you just flippantly tell your kid.
I still want the daughter dead. ("Like, OMG, my boyfriend's like, sick and junk, so I can't leave and what-ever!")
Okay, as a native of L.A., I can say that for some among the population, the regional jumping to sociopolitical reactions is something the episode sort of nailed. None of those focused on "cop-killed-unarmed-man" would even think that there's something else going on. The heated political scene would take over from noticing that a man riddled with bullets is getting up, or that someone looking (and probably smelling) like a corpse is walking around--or toward anyone.I want divorce kid dead. ("I have to hold a camera and scream, man!") I want the ex-wife choking on her own bile before she turns. I want all the protestors dead. (Look, stop auditioning for your "No Justice, No Peace" soundbite and pay attention to the fact the people the cops are shooting WON'T STAY DOWN!)
I also think that Madison not telling her daughter that she killed a man, at least, not right away, is fairly realistic. Remember, these people still haven't really come to the realization that they're dealing with the undead. As far as they are concerned at this point, they're murdering very sick people.
...except the drug dealer was shot dead (confirmed) then turned into the undead to attack, with no recognition of people he once knew. If the parents are convinced enough to make a hard plan to flee the city, then they are admitting that this is no riot, mass drugging, or anything else.
That...and again, they know a dead man walked.
I still want the daughter dead. ("Like, OMG, my boyfriend's like, sick and junk, so I can't leave and what-ever!")
Well, it would have helped if crabby mother told her, "hey, uh, people who die are getting up...and i'm guessing that might be bad. From the looks of thangs, your lover-boy is about two coughs away from going bye-bye, then getting up. Kinda scary-crappy, huh?"
I'm not questioning the realism of the portrayal. You're absolutely right. There are just as many jump-to-conclusion types here in New Yawk. What I'm saying here is that acted or in real life, the action itself is asinine. You immediately decide that the cop with the gun has no side in the issue. He's simply wrong, so you vilify him and rally the mob. And in this particular case it's a hundred times worse, because the cops have a pretty compelling side to this story:Okay, as a native of L.A., I can say that for some among the population, the regional jumping to sociopolitical reactions is something the episode sort of nailed. None of those focused on "cop-killed-unarmed-man" would even think that there's something else going on. The heated political scene would take over from noticing that a man riddled with bullets is getting up, or that someone looking (and probably smelling) like a corpse is walking around--or toward anyone.I want divorce kid dead. ("I have to hold a camera and scream, man!") I want the ex-wife choking on her own bile before she turns. I want all the protestors dead. (Look, stop auditioning for your "No Justice, No Peace" soundbite and pay attention to the fact the people the cops are shooting WON'T STAY DOWN!)
...except the drug dealer was shot dead (confirmed) then turned into the undead to attack, with no recognition of people he once knew. If the parents are convinced enough to make a hard plan to flee the city, then they are admitting that this is no riot, mass drugging, or anything else.
That...and again, they know a dead man walked.
Shot dead and confirmed by their drugged out son? Yeah. I'd trust his take on things. All they saw was the drug dealer walking toward them looking pretty fucked up. For all they knew, and would most likely think, their son only thought he killed the dealer.
They know a "sick" man was extremely hard to put down. They were not at that point convinced a dead man walked. And still aren't. Though it's starting to get through.
Thought this was a MUCH better episode than the premiere, with a great sense of tension throughout and a thankfully faster pace.
And I found myself warming up to the characters a bit more as well (or at least I was so caught up in what they were doing that I didn't have time to be annoyed by them as much as last week. Lol)
They know a "sick" man was extremely hard to put down. They were not at that point convinced a dead man walked. And still aren't. Though it's starting to get through.
Knife Kid is on his game. Knife Kid has a knife. (Ain't a great knife, but He's got one!) Knife Kid is stocking up! Knife Kid's observing the threat and taking notes. Knife Kid is a survivor. I want to see more of him.
At this point the teenage daughter doesn't need to know what's going on and why she has to stay inside, just trust that her mother knows what's best and listen to her.
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