Favorite Worf one-liners

[el_gerardo]

Here is a place where you can share classic moments of Worf. I'll start it off:

Alexander: "He yells!"

Worf: "I DO NOT--I do not yell."

 

[Augustus]

Prune Juice... a warrior's drink

 

[beneldon]

My all time favorite:

"Good tea...nice house."

Used nearly everytime I feel uncomfortable or out of place.

Mrs. Beneldon uses it too and she's not a fan.

 

[CommanderJMic]

"Die."

-Deja Q

 

[Magisterfrodo]

My personal favorite from the rather aweful Q/Vash/Robin Hood episode:
"I protest! I am not a merry man!"

 

[Augustus]

not a very happy one, but one where he is brooding from BOBW,

"He IS a borg..."

 

[Obi Wana Jones]

"It is a good day to die"

 

[backstept]

Data:"It is a cellular peptide cake--"
Worf:"--with mint frosting!"

 

[ClayinCA]

My favourite Worf one-liner is in one of the books, actually. In Q-in-Law, when a Q-powered Lwaxana is punching Q through walls, decks and bulkheads of the Enterprise (long story - just go read the book, it's great), Riker observes, "She's really beating the stuffing out of him. What do you think we should do?"

And Worf says, "Sell tickets."

 

[KevasTrader]

"Nice legs ... for a human!"

 

[KevasTrader]

To Data: "BEGONE! ... sir"

 

[eepruls]

I can't remember it exactly but Riker and Troi are talking about moonlight swimming to which they ask Worf about going as well. He replies, "Klingons do not swim. It's too much like bathing..."

I love that one.

 

[DGCatAniSiri]

"Die."

-Deja Q

Yeah, I can't help but say that one right along with him whenever I watch that scene.

Of course, it's never complete without Q's retort - 'Eat any good books lately?'

 

[DeVario]

"Captain..."

I don't know why, I just think it's funny when he says that.

 

[Sisko_is_my_captain]

There's always the great delivery of the line in First Contact:
(musing) "Perhaps today <i>is</i> a good day to die..." (now roaring) "PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED!"


How about when he was preparing to play baseball with Solok's crew in Take Me Out to the Holosuite:
"We will destroy them."
"Death to the opposition."

 

[captcalhoun]

Assimilate THIS!

 

[galleywest]

"Die."

-Deja Q

Yeah, I can't help but say that one right along with him whenever I watch that scene.

Of course, it's never complete without Q's retort - 'Eat any good books lately?'

Probably my all-time favorite Worf scene.

 

[shivkala]

"If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand."

 

[Mr Pointy Ears]

Work to the USS defiant helmman, perhaps today is a good day to die,prepare for ramming speed--first contact. or riker saying tough little ship,worf saying little?.

 

[sbk1234]

Captcalhoun took my favorite!

In 11001001, when they are about to play Parises Squares, and Riker good-naturedly tells them to win the match. "We will be victorious, whatever the cost."
Then when Riker tries to calm him down by saying it's just a game, his response:
"If winning is so important, why keep score."