Favorite Spock lines

[M.Robison]

I looked for two hours for any topics on this, so if I missed it I apologize.

My son is expected to be born on Sunday, so in anticipation of spending a lot of time with him I watched everything I have in my Trek collection from TOS to DS9 and the movies.

What is your favorite Spock one-liner or dialouge from all of the Trek universe?

I'll Start with this:

Spock: Must we?
Kirk: It's faster than walking.
Spock: But not as safe.
Kirk: Are you afraid of cars?
Spock: Not at all, Captain. It is your driving that alarms me.

-A Piece of the Action

(Although the "Enterprise, this is Koik" line makes me laugh myself silly)

 

[M'Sharak]

"Why, thank you... Captain McCoy" -- The Immunity Syndrome

 

[Kaziarl]

(Insert any bantering dialogue between McCoy and Spock)

 

[M.Robison]

(Insert any bantering dialogue between McCoy and Spock)

Agreed, when it comes to those two it makes it much harder to choose..

 

[RichMerk]

"If I were human, I believe my response would be, 'Go to hell.' --If I were human."

The gag has been done more than once, but Spock did it first and best.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Referring to Sulu in The Naked Time- "Take d'Artagnan here to sickbay."

 

[JiNX-01]

"I'd advise yaz ta keep dialin'."

 

[Braindeer]

Kirk: You were actually enjoying that predicament back there. At times you seem quite human.
Spock: Captain, I hardly believe that insults are in your line as my commanding officer.

That, and the line in my signature.

 

[Too Much Fun]

"I think you're both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month...SIR."

- "Friday's Child"

 

[barnaclelapse]

"I've been dead before."

 

[Middle Earther]

THE WOMEN!!!! - The Menagerie

 

[BillJ]

"You may find having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting. It is not logical but often true", Amok Time.

I may have butchered it a bit though...

 

[plynch]

Referring to Sulu in The Naked Time- "Take d'Artagnan here to sickbay."

Good call!

I just love the way delivers this in "All Our Yesterdays" when Zarabeth thinks she's losin' it: "Listen to me. I am firmly convinced that I do exist. I am substantial. You are not imagining this."

Very Cartesian.

Also I like when he compliments Uhura fixing the comm panel under stress in "Adonais"; she says she hasn't done something like that in years, and Spock nicely responds, "I can think of no one better equipped to handle it, Miss Uhura. Please proceed."

Nice.

 

[Gorn Captain]

From "The Apple":
SAYANA: (placing the equivalent of a lei around Spock's wrist.)
KIRK: Well, it does something for you.
SPOCK: Yes, indeed it does, Captain. It makes me uncomfortable.

 

[DWF]

"Opinions Mr. Spock?"
"Bad poetry Captain."
"A more useful comment Mr. Spock."

From Catspaw.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

DEFLECTORS SAY THERE'S SOMETHING THERE, SENSORS SAY THERE ISN'T!

 

[sbk1234]

I can't do all the dialogue, but from The Naked Time, when he's losing it in the briefing room. I especially like: "When I feel friendship for you, I'm ashamed."

The whole sequence is very powerful, and gave such tremendous insight to his character.

Also, from This Side of Paradise:
"For the first time in my life, I was truly happy."

and:
"Tribbles do have one redeaming quality: They don't talk too much."

 

[Possum]

The Kirk and Spock exchange in This Side of Paradise:
No, I don't think so...
You don't think so *what*
I don't think so...SIR

My favorite is the one already used by Too Much Fun from Friday's Child.

 

[Too Much Fun]

"I love you...and I hate you."

- "I, Mudd"

"Edith Keeler must die".

- "The City on the Edge of Forever"

I think they'd both be great sound clips to put at the beginning of a song. High five, Possum. You have good taste. Spock's facial expression when he says that is priceless.

 

[captcalhoun]

As my customary farewell would seem oddly self serving, I will simply say... good luck