Favorite "Small" Simpsons Moments

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  1. Vanyel

    Vanyel The Imperious Leader Premium Member

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    This funny. The Simpson kids as "horrible freaks."

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsbLffv2y3U[/yt]
     
  2. HappyDayRiot

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    Can't remember the episode, but I love this (paraphrased) exchange:

    Marge:Why have you filled the phone with concrete?
    Homer:Baby could order poison.
    Marge: What? That's ridiculous. How do you dial it?
    Homer: I use a carrot
     
  3. Vanyel

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    Homer: I drew bunny faces over the plugs so Maggie won't touch them.
    Marge: But Maggie's not afraid of bunnies.
    Homer: She will be.
     
  4. The Borgified Corpse

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    Comic Book Guy talking to Richard Dean Anderson: "Of the 4 main 'Star' franchises--'Gate,' 'Trek,' 'Wars,' & 'Search'--yours is by far my 3rd favorite."
     
  5. Brikar99

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    "The dream was over... or was it?

    ...Yes it was.


    ....Or WAS it?"
     
  6. The Borgified Corpse

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  7. Vanyel

    Vanyel The Imperious Leader Premium Member

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    Here's a great one.

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSO1LmWj0uc[/yt]
     
  8. LitmusDragon

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    Grampa: Okay I admit it, I'm the Lindbergh baby! Waaa! Waaa! I miss my fly-fly da-da!
    FBI Agent: Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?
    Grampa: A little from column A, a little from column B.
     
  9. The Wormhole

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    Homer lays in what looks like a psychiatrist's sofa, going on about seeking a soul mate and that he no longer believes Marge is his soul mate. Camera pulls back to reveal a guy sitting in a chair next to the sofa. "Sir, this goes beyond my training as a furniture salesman. Either buy the sofa or get out."
     
  10. Vanyel

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    Homer on psychiatrists: They turn children against fathers, wives against husbands, neighbors against me!
     
  11. Orac Zen

    Orac Zen Mischief Manager Super Moderator

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    Marge: Oh dear, it'll be a shame if that pretty dress got wet.
    Lisa: I'd say the greater danger is her sceptre acting as a lighting rod. Unless it's made out of plastic.
    (bzzzzzzzt) (bright light from TV)
    Bart: Nope, metal.

    Same episode:

    Homer: Hey, nobody's prettier than my little girl!
    Marge: Mmmmm, you're looking at her through a father's eyes.
    Homer: Well, if I could gouge out somebody else's eyes and shove them into my sockets I would. But to me, she's beautiful!!!
    Marge: That is so sweet!
     
  12. LitmusDragon

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    Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again.
     
  13. Thor Damar

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    Thor Damar, God of thunder and monologue..
    Kodos: "when I was a boy I dreamed of being a baseball..."
     
  14. Random_Spock

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    Same. He's just so silly sometimes :lol:. My favorite was the whole 'Shinning' thing.

    Homer Simpson: [chops down a door a la The Shining] Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!
    [there's no one in the room]
    Homer Simpson: D'oh!
    [chops down another door]
    Homer Simpson: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavid Letterman!
    Grandpa Simpson: Hi, David, I'm Grampa.
    Homer Simpson: D'oh!
    [chops down another door and holds a stopwatch]
    Homer Simpson: I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!
    Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

    Classic Simpsons this is :guffaw:...
     
  15. shivkala

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    Hank: I'm gonna leave everything to you. We're on a tight schedule. You keep them motivated. [he leaves] [his staff is busily working]
    Homer:
    [to staff] Are you guys working?
    Man 1: Yes, sir, Mr. Simpson.
    Homer:
    Could you, um... work any harder than this?
    Man 2: Sure thing, boss. [they do]
    Homer: Hey, call me Homer.
     
  16. CaptainCanada

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    Homer: You mean the mob only did me a favour so they could get a favour in return? Oh, Fat Tony..."
    Fat Tony: Alright, I will go.
    *beat*
    Fat Tony: Hey, wait a minute!
     
  17. The Wormhole

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    Some movie Lisa was watching, a character says to another "I am sure your father is looking down on you and smiling. Oh look there he is." Cut to the other guy's father standing on a balcony smiling.
     
  18. alica

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    ALthough all the sesons of Simpsons are enjoable but one of the fantastic and favorite for me was when Simpson's walk into a kitchenware store and said some beautiful words that I forgot now.
     
  19. siskokid888

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    Homer: "My religion? its, you know, the one with all those rules that don't work in real life, ah, oh yea, christianity!"

    Trying to get Skinner out of the army:

    Bart: "Make a pass at your superior officer"

    Skinner: "Done and done. And I mean Done!"

    The ep where Bart is talking about all the animated shows on Fox, and Lisa says something along the lines of "they do that because you can change actors and no one cares". Flanders then walks by the window and says "oakaly dokaly" in an obvious different voice than the usual one.

    and a million more
     
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  20. LitmusDragon

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    James Woods (as convenience store clerk): Did I sound like a real Kwik-e-mart type guy to you?
    Jimbo: Actually, I thought it sounded a little labored. You've got to lose yourself in the moment, man!
    James Woods: OK, good, let's do that again. Hey, get back here! Now you're you, and I'm me.
    Jimbo: I'm me?
    James Woods: Hey, don't jerk me around, fella!