Favorite One Liners of the Franchise...

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  1. kira_nerys

    kira_nerys Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Also thought Quark had some great lines. After being captured by the Jem'Hadar "Trust me, I didn't raise my nephew to be a fool. He'll find the nearest dark hole and climb into it."
     
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  2. Future Janeway: Must have been something you assimilated
    (VOY: Endgame)

    Jake: She is cute
    Sisko: She is also about 300 years too old for you
    (DS9: Afterimage)
     
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  3. Oddish

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    "..."
    - Adm. Thomas Henry.

    He didn't say anything.
    He didn't have to.
    He deflated Norah Satie like unplugging a beach ball.
     
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  4. amp

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    Quality of the episode aside, Janeway and Paris's conversation at the end always makes me laugh:

    JANEWAY: I've thought about having children, but I must say I never considered having them with you.
     
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    "That is how I would define unwarranted." Will Decker, just after the love of his life is vaporized in front of him.
     
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    "It seems I've found myself on the Voyage of the Damned." -The Doctor
     
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  8. Oddish

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    "You have a lovely brain. It will make a fine addition to our files." (Same)
     
  9. Smellmet

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  10. at Quark's

    at Quark's Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    "If there's nothing wrong with me, there must be something wrong with the Universe!"

    I mean, talk about narcissism ...

    (Of course, she was right in the context of the episode, but taken as an isolated oneliner, it's brilliant).
     
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  11. Oddish

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    "The Sisko is necessary."
     
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  12. FormerLurker

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    You stay out of this!
     
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  13. sbk1234

    sbk1234 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I don’t know if this counts as a one-liner, but it’s my favorite Star Trek quote:
    McCoy : In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that... and perhaps more, only one of each of us.
     
  14. at Quark's

    at Quark's Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Troi to Pulaski when Pulaski asks her why she and Picard don't seem to get along:

    "Let's just say you both have ......... well-established personalities."
     
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    Worf's baseball chatter in Take Me Out To The Holosuite: "Death to the opposition!"
     
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  17. Oddish

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    "Warning... warp core breach a lot sooner than you think." - Voyager's computer (fantasy version)
     
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