Favorite One Liners of the Franchise...

[kira_nerys]

Also thought Quark had some great lines. After being captured by the Jem'Hadar "Trust me, I didn't raise my nephew to be a fool. He'll find the nearest dark hole and climb into it."

 

[Not A Dominion Spy]

Future Janeway: Must have been something you assimilated
(VOY: Endgame)

Jake: She is cute
Sisko: She is also about 300 years too old for you
(DS9: Afterimage)

 

[Oddish]

"..."
- Adm. Thomas Henry.

He didn't say anything.
He didn't have to.
He deflated Norah Satie like unplugging a beach ball.

 

[amp]

Quality of the episode aside, Janeway and Paris's conversation at the end always makes me laugh:

JANEWAY: I've thought about having children, but I must say I never considered having them with you.

 

[AresB]

Spock: Sir, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.

 

[Bornin1980something]

"That is how I would define unwarranted." Will Decker, just after the love of his life is vaporized in front of him.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"It seems I've found myself on the Voyage of the Damned." -The Doctor

 

[Oddish]

"You have a lovely brain. It will make a fine addition to our files." (Same)

 

[Smellmet]

Do you want me to hold him, Jim?

 

[at Quark's]

"If there's nothing wrong with me, there must be something wrong with the Universe!"

I mean, talk about narcissism ...

(Of course, she was right in the context of the episode, but taken as an isolated oneliner, it's brilliant).

 

[Oddish]

"The Sisko is necessary."

 

[FormerLurker]

Do you want me to hold him, Jim?

You stay out of this!

 

[sbk1234]

I don’t know if this counts as a one-liner, but it’s my favorite Star Trek quote:
McCoy : In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that... and perhaps more, only one of each of us.

 

[at Quark's]

Troi to Pulaski when Pulaski asks her why she and Picard don't seem to get along:

"Let's just say you both have ......... well-established personalities."

 

[Kirby]

Worf's baseball chatter in Take Me Out To The Holosuite: "Death to the opposition!"

 

[FormerLurker]

"What're ye standin' around for? Do ye not know a jailbreak when you see one?"

 

[Oddish]

"Warning... warp core breach a lot sooner than you think." - Voyager's computer (fantasy version)

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"I don't want my pain taken away - I NEED my pain!"

- Kirk, ST V

 

[BillJ]

Spock from "Amok Time", "After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."

 

[TngFan01]

Guinan to Geordi "You named the borg?"

Sarcastically "Oh so now you have a borg named Hugh"