You guys really don't do yourself any favors by being so defensive that you can't let any even mildly teasing comments about Macs slide.
It's a pet-peeve thing. Let me put it in Trek terms, this is sort of like someone saying "Star Trek sucks because the force is just stupid make-believe."
Good analogy, that's more or less what I was trying to say.
It's not "defensive" to point out when something doesn't make sense.