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Who's the ship counselor? Dr. Adams from TOS Dagger of the Mind?
Captain: Sulu
First Officer: Saru
Science Officer: Michael Burnham
Security Chief: Odo
Chief Engineer: Jaylah
Communications Officer: Hoshi Sato
Chief Medical Officer: Hugh Culber
Ship's Counselor: Ezri Dax
Operations: Sylvia Tilly
Conn: Ro Laren
Ship: USS Stargazer
First Officer: Saru
Science Officer: Michael Burnham
Security Chief: Odo
Chief Engineer: Jaylah
Communications Officer: Hoshi Sato
Chief Medical Officer: Hugh Culber
Ship's Counselor: Ezri Dax
Operations: Sylvia Tilly
Conn: Ro Laren
Ship: USS Stargazer
I see no problem with this crew. Ooo for the ship how about the Bounty?
And I want Saavik as CONN|OPS officer and every shot of hers alternates from the Kirsten Alley to Robin Curtis without explanationI see no problem with this crew. Ooo for the ship how about the Bounty?
As much as I love that idea should it not be Valeris or as you looking for one loyal and sane officer on your ship?And I want Saavik as CONN|OPS officer and every shot of hers alternates from the Kirsten Alley to Robin Curtis without explanation
Let's just throw Kim Cattrall into the bunch of actresses playing Valeris and every third time someone says her name the character says "Valeris" instead Saavik.
Would they get their orders from Admiral Cartwright ho has left Starfleet over the whole Klingon incident and is now running a New Orleans Restaurant?
Throw in Eddington in the mix. That would mean even more fun for both of them.
Not directly because the crew wouldn't accept him, so he has to redirect his orders to a Mister Captain Maxwell who then calls the ship all "Future Guy" style
Is he going to sing Irish folk songs? Please say he sings Irish folk songs as some sort of code or something.Not directly because the crew wouldn't accept him, so he has to redirect his orders to a Mister Captain Maxwell who then calls the ship all "Future Guy" style
Ah clearly we have not before for if we had you would know I am never happy.He sings Irish folk songs as some sort of code or something.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
Captain: Sisko (Nobody messes with the Sisko)
First Officer: Kira
Tactical/Security: Shran
Science: Spock
Ops: Data
Helm: Mayweather
Communications: Sato
CMO: McCoy
Engineering: Scott
Intelligence Officer: Odo
Counselor: Vic Fontaine
Not allowed on board: Anyone from Voyager
And just to make things interesting, I'd make Ro Laren a Section 31 operative and place her somewhere within the crew.
First Officer: Kira
Tactical/Security: Shran
Science: Spock
Ops: Data
Helm: Mayweather
Communications: Sato
CMO: McCoy
Engineering: Scott
Intelligence Officer: Odo
Counselor: Vic Fontaine
Not allowed on board: Anyone from Voyager
And just to make things interesting, I'd make Ro Laren a Section 31 operative and place her somewhere within the crew.
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The Sulu/Saru thing might get a little confusing
Throwing Sato in the mix could make it even worse....
Ensign Salu, Commander Sutu, er, you, Soso, er.......
Where did Chakotay go? All's forgiven!
THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2018 Special: World Cup heroes as a Trek crew:
Captain: Lionel Messi
First Officer: Oliver Khan, sorry Kahn. Former German goal-keeper. Runs the shit when Messi goes to the loo......
Helmsman: Harry Kane, is able to weather a hurricane with a ship.
Ops: Diego Reyes (not the Vanguard Commodore but a player from Mexico)
Tactical/Security: Gerard Piqué, player from Spain. Shakira's husband.
Weapon's Officer: Edinson Cavani from Uruguay (has a itchy trigger finger, hopefully also for firing torpedoes!)
Engineering: England Coach Gareth Southgate. Keeps the machines up and running.
Ensign: Luis Suarez (the eternal ensign; has never been promoted because he usually bites instead of using a phaser)
Counselor: Neymar, Brazil. Teaches people how to suffer credibly.
Just for fun
Doctor: Dr. Müller-Wohlfahrt, Germany.
Barkeep/DJ: Cristiano Ronaldo
Barber: Davil Luiz, Brazil. Hairy guy. Just google him.
Federation News Service: Netzer and Delling, the former German tv sports commentators who enjoyed themselves about the Vuvuzela noise.
Someone I would never allow on my ship: Diego Maradona
Captain: Lionel Messi
First Officer: Oliver Khan, sorry Kahn. Former German goal-keeper. Runs the shit when Messi goes to the loo......
Helmsman: Harry Kane, is able to weather a hurricane with a ship.
Ops: Diego Reyes (not the Vanguard Commodore but a player from Mexico)
Tactical/Security: Gerard Piqué, player from Spain. Shakira's husband.
Weapon's Officer: Edinson Cavani from Uruguay (has a itchy trigger finger, hopefully also for firing torpedoes!)
Engineering: England Coach Gareth Southgate. Keeps the machines up and running.
Ensign: Luis Suarez (the eternal ensign; has never been promoted because he usually bites instead of using a phaser)
Counselor: Neymar, Brazil. Teaches people how to suffer credibly.
Just for fun
Doctor: Dr. Müller-Wohlfahrt, Germany.
Barkeep/DJ: Cristiano Ronaldo
Barber: Davil Luiz, Brazil. Hairy guy. Just google him.
Federation News Service: Netzer and Delling, the former German tv sports commentators who enjoyed themselves about the Vuvuzela noise.
Someone I would never allow on my ship: Diego Maradona
Captain: Sisko
First Officer/Science: Spock
Tactical/Security: Tuvok
Ops: Data
Helm: Sulu
Doctor: EMH
Engineering: Scotty
Morale Officer: Quark
Counselor: Ezri Dax
Intelligence Officer: Garak (I added this position just because I wanted Garak on the crew)
Not allowed on board: Neelix
First Officer/Science: Spock
Tactical/Security: Tuvok
Ops: Data
Helm: Sulu
Doctor: EMH
Engineering: Scotty
Morale Officer: Quark
Counselor: Ezri Dax
Intelligence Officer: Garak (I added this position just because I wanted Garak on the crew
)Not allowed on board: Neelix
How craptastic a position must "Records Officer" be on a Starship??? UGH....!
“Craptastic”
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