Fantasy Trek

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by TribbleFeeder, Jun 28, 2018.

  1. Jinn

    Jinn Temporal Location: 1988 Premium Member

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    The Blue Area of the Moon
    Commanding Officer: Garth of Izar
    Executive Officer: Captain Tracy (but he's not a captain yet)
    Security Chief: Ash Tyler
    Science Officer: Chu'lak
    Chief Engineer: Lon Suder
    Records Officer: Ben Finney
     
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  2. Abi Smith

    Abi Smith Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Who's the ship counselor? Dr. Adams from TOS Dagger of the Mind?
     
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  3. grendelsbayne

    grendelsbayne Commodore Commodore

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    Captain: Sulu
    First Officer: Saru
    Science Officer: Michael Burnham
    Security Chief: Odo
    Chief Engineer: Jaylah
    Communications Officer: Hoshi Sato
    Chief Medical Officer: Hugh Culber
    Ship's Counselor: Ezri Dax
    Operations: Sylvia Tilly
    Conn: Ro Laren

    Ship: USS Stargazer
     
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  4. TribbleFeeder

    TribbleFeeder Fleet Captain Premium Member

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    The Sulu/Saru thing might get a little confusing :lol:
     
  5. Kibbin

    Kibbin Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I see no problem with this crew. Ooo for the ship how about the Bounty? :bolian:
     
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  6. Jinn

    Jinn Temporal Location: 1988 Premium Member

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    And I want Saavik as CONN|OPS officer and every shot of hers alternates from the Kirsten Alley to Robin Curtis without explanation :D
     
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  7. Kibbin

    Kibbin Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    As much as I love that idea should it not be Valeris or as you looking for one loyal and sane officer on your ship?
     
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  8. Jinn

    Jinn Temporal Location: 1988 Premium Member

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    Let's just throw Kim Cattrall into the bunch of actresses playing Valeris and every third time someone says her name the character says "Valeris" instead Saavik.
     
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  9. Kibbin

    Kibbin Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Would they get their orders from Admiral Cartwright ho has left Starfleet over the whole Klingon incident and is now running a New Orleans Restaurant?
     
  10. Kilana2

    Kilana2 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Throw in Eddington in the mix. That would mean even more fun for both of them.
     
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  11. Jinn

    Jinn Temporal Location: 1988 Premium Member

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    Not directly because the crew wouldn't accept him, so he has to redirect his orders to a Mister Captain Maxwell who then calls the ship all "Future Guy" style :D
     
  12. Kibbin

    Kibbin Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Is he going to sing Irish folk songs? Please say he sings Irish folk songs as some sort of code or something.
     
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  13. Jinn

    Jinn Temporal Location: 1988 Premium Member

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    He sings Irish folk songs as some sort of code or something.

    ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? :D
     
  14. Kibbin

    Kibbin Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Ah clearly we have not before for if we had you would know I am never happy.

    :bolian:
     
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  15. Trapper Keeper

    Trapper Keeper Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Location:
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    Captain: Sisko (Nobody messes with the Sisko)
    First Officer: Kira
    Tactical/Security: Shran
    Science: Spock
    Ops: Data
    Helm: Mayweather
    Communications: Sato
    CMO: McCoy
    Engineering: Scott
    Intelligence Officer: Odo
    Counselor: Vic Fontaine

    Not allowed on board: Anyone from Voyager

    And just to make things interesting, I'd make Ro Laren a Section 31 operative and place her somewhere within the crew.
     
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  16. Spot261

    Spot261 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Throwing Sato in the mix could make it even worse....

    Ensign Salu, Commander Sutu, er, you, Soso, er.......

    Where did Chakotay go? All's forgiven!
     
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  17. Kilana2

    Kilana2 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2018 Special: World Cup heroes as a Trek crew:

    Captain: Lionel Messi
    First Officer: Oliver Khan, sorry Kahn. Former German goal-keeper. Runs the shit when Messi goes to the loo......
    Helmsman: Harry Kane, is able to weather a hurricane with a ship.
    Ops: Diego Reyes (not the Vanguard Commodore but a player from Mexico) ;)
    Tactical/Security: Gerard Piqué, player from Spain. Shakira's husband.
    Weapon's Officer: Edinson Cavani from Uruguay (has a itchy trigger finger, hopefully also for firing torpedoes!)
    Engineering: England Coach Gareth Southgate. Keeps the machines up and running.
    Ensign: Luis Suarez (the eternal ensign; has never been promoted because he usually bites instead of using a phaser)
    Counselor: Neymar, Brazil. Teaches people how to suffer credibly.

    Just for fun

    Doctor: Dr. Müller-Wohlfahrt, Germany.
    Barkeep/DJ: Cristiano Ronaldo
    Barber: Davil Luiz, Brazil. Hairy guy. Just google him.
    Federation News Service: Netzer and Delling, the former German tv sports commentators who enjoyed themselves about the Vuvuzela noise.
    Someone I would never allow on my ship: Diego Maradona
     
  18. kirk55555

    kirk55555 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Location:
    Washington State, USA
    Captain: Sisko
    First Officer/Science: Spock
    Tactical/Security: Tuvok
    Ops: Data
    Helm: Sulu
    Doctor: EMH
    Engineering: Scotty
    Morale Officer: Quark
    Counselor: Ezri Dax
    Intelligence Officer: Garak (I added this position just because I wanted Garak on the crew :lol:)

    Not allowed on board: Neelix
     
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  19. Vger23

    Vger23 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    How craptastic a position must "Records Officer" be on a Starship??? UGH....!
     
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  20. TribbleFeeder

    TribbleFeeder Fleet Captain Premium Member

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    “Craptastic” :guffaw:
     
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