I assumed all Hannahs became Hannah Bananas.Hannah Banana? Sounds like the latest Disney teen heroine. And Hannalina Ballerina sounds like a children's song.. . . Hanny, Hannah Banana, Hannah Banana Baneena Banoo, Hannimal, Hannalina Ballerina, Nanna, Nanners, Nanny, Nanny Goat, Goatie, Goat(ie) Girl, Bethy, Bethy-lou....
And since Hannah Montana achieved such fame among 5-8 year olds, I get that a lot from my students.I'm actually surprised at people having only a few nicknames, or none at all; they're just so ubiquitous for us. I don't think anyone in my immediate family has fewer than 5 or 6 nicknames, including the pets! The beagle we got from a rescue when I was a teenager was already named Harley, he now answers to that along with, Bean, Beanie, Bugle Boy, Beagsly, Smeagol (we're nerds and it sounds ike Beagle), Schmee...
I never even knew my great grandmother's name was Olga until she died; I'd always called her G.G.
I like my nicknames, and my family's. I think they're fun, they're often creative or silly, and remind me of happy times. My most unflattering one -- even more so than Goat Girl -- is "Buffalo Boobs," which has nothing to do with my breast size (and was a continuing joke as I am by far the smallest-chested woman in the family), but came from the time my girl scout troupe drove through Northwest Trek and a buffalo stuck its head in the car and drooled on my chest!
Your parents are weird.

Then one time, Ed Shaughnessy (who played drums in the Tonight Show band when Johnny Carson was host) came to do a jazz clinic with us, and he kept calling her Elmer. I never did figure that out. 
Yeah, I didn't get that the first time.


