I survived five seasons of your attempts to destroy me with the power of unbelievable stupidity and your complete disregard for continuity, story logic, and consistent or realistic characterization.
I can't tell you what a relief it was being able to finally take this intergalactic turd of a show off my DVR where it was being held for years by an alien computer virus introduced in the third season by Hitler Youth alien hybrid child hackers brought back from the dead by the Dark Lord Cthulhu that lives in the Potomac but can only be shown with practical effects that make Ed Wood cringe because we blew our entire budget on creating an undefended spider-queen voiced by Tricia Helfer for Tom to face off with.
So, how many times have the entire population of Espheni on a planet suffered a mass trauma or died out because their queen tripped on a rock and fell to her death accidentally? Because Tom was sitting there obviously reaching for the glowing alien suppository doomsday weapon for about ten minutes right in front of her without her noticing, so she's clearly not the most attentive being in the universe.
And doesn't it kind of make the 2nd Mass and modern humanity look pretty incompetent if the previous Espheni colonization attempt 1,500 years ago got wiped out by a bunch of Nazca natives with spears? And doesn't it contradict all the previous Espheni schemes to take humans alive if we find out now it was all just about a mother's vengeance and desire to kill them all?
Oh, no, we lost that one guy who was introduced a few episodes ago in that pointless tangent storyline that should have been about building up to the finale instead.
Oh, no, we lost another guy who was introduced a few episodes ago in another pointless tangent storyline that should have been about building up to the finale instead.
Goodbye, redshirts.
Oh, crap, everything connected with Espheni biology is blowing up spectacularly! I bet Ben is in trouble with his spikes. That'll give some real weight to the endin... Nope, he's fine. Not even any concern.
Speaking of those explosions, didn't this seem pretty extensive, like lots of other people in the area would be dying from it?
Not a word of regret said about how all those exploding flying creatures were the rebel skitters who helped them out once. Screw 'em.
Holy shit, Anne died! It was a really stupid death since I'm pretty sure she'd feel the massive blood loss down her side and would know the signs, being a doctor and all, but hey, at least there were some high stakes consequ... wait, WTF is going on? Why is Tom slowly carrying her off like Scotty carrying his nephew to the bridge when sickbay is the other direction? He can't be taking her to the Dornia ship right, because that's by their camp which they just made multiple references establishing was quite a distance from Washington? Well, okay then, I guess he just walked it in about ten minutes carrying her corpse with a massive wound in his shoulder. Surely the Kraken hasn't just been sitting there in the water the whole time unseen by Espheni forces from the skie... yep, it's still there. Uggh.
Well, that's got to be the height of the stupidit... Oh hell, it's Pope. Wait, how did he know to find Tom here? Tom never took anyone to his secret meeting with the Dornia. Did Pope, covered in burns and barely able to walk, follow Tom there without him noticing? And now he doesn't want to kill him, because he proved he could have done it and that's good enough, so now he can lay down and die dramatically within seconds? What purpose did that scene even serve? We learned nothing new about either character, Pope didn't advance the story in any way by one last sort of redemptive act or by killing someone Tom loved, so it was completely pointless.
Eick said the show was supposed to end with the Dornia bug from the glowing doomsday suppository crawling off into Washington DC when Tom said "We are not alone" to fulfill the Espheni description of them as "The Great Enemy" which was an even bigger threat then they were, but the studio nixed it. I'm glad, because then they might have been tempted to do some TV movies. They still might, just to torment me again.