Facts About the USS Kelvin

[Nick Ryder]

The Kelvin is so badass that it can change size at will. At one point it was even larger than the Enterprise-D.

Its warp drive goes to 11 and the only transporter accidents result in bald heads which created the Deltan race - because they tried to be too much like Robau

 

[cooleddie74]

The Kelvin is so badass that Nero briefly considered making it his summer home away from the Narada before opening fire.

 

[Major Chord]

The Kelvin is so badass that it's viewscreen looks like the Heads Up Display from the latest shooter for Xbox.

 

[WarMaster1701]

The Kelvin is so bad ass it got the shit blown out of it

 

[cooleddie74]

The Kelvin didn't need escape pods or shuttles. It just had them to keep The Man off its tail.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

The Kelvin is so bad ass it got the shit blown out of it

Then kicked the crap out of the ship that blew the shit out of it.

 

[cooleddie74]

The Kelvin is so bad ass it got the shit blown out of it

Then kicked the crap out of the ship that blew the shit out of it.

Which Robau would have done anyways...with his bare fists.