Facts About George Kirk

[Herkimer Jitty]

-He rammed the Kelvin up Nero's ass.
-He rammed the Kelvin up the Doomsday Machine's ass.
-He rammed the Kelvin up Barely Glimpsed Hottie's ass.
-Winona Kirk rammed the Kelvin up George's ass as a result.

 

[Skywalker]

George Kirk was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved eight hundred lives.

And not a single hair fell out of place.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

George Kirk uses Dapper Dan for his hair. That's why its so perfect.

 

[yenny]

We also have some facts of him in the original time line.
He was alive when his son had gotten the command of the Enterprise.
Possible serve on, maybe commanded the Enterprise;[I will deprived you of it. Just like I did your father], said to Kirk by Nero.

 

[jOb]

George Kirk used to star in the appaling, unfortunately locally made (they film it just around the corner from me) Australian drama ''Home & Away''. For that very fact he is dead to me. Home & Away sucks. George Kirk sucks. The end.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

George Kirk can take over for Robau without getting his ass kicked.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

George Kirk is cool enough for Pike to write his dissertation about him.

 

[Prons]

George Kirk was captain of a star ship for 12 minutes. He saved 799 lives.

 

[Jeri]

George Kirk learned his lesson; and from then on, everybody else in Star Fleet had to, too.

 

[ShimmeringFacet]

Well you've got me. Mostly what I want to say about him is this:. That is one beautiful man. I want to see him with his hair in his face, though, and erm, out of uniform. Casually dressed, I mean.

 

[indranee]

George Kirk was a great man. But now he is Thor.

 

[Jeri]

Yes, soon we will be able to see quite a lot of him.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

George Kirk wishes they hadn't closed that marvellous thread about the people of the UK.

 

[indranee]

oh god yes I loved that thread I never got to post in it 'cos I got sleepy last night. I'm tellin' you, the mods... they have no frickin' sense of humor on this board!

 

[Orion Pimp]

George Kirk hates my dog's name...........the bastard.

 

[Aragorn]

The only material George Kirk is using to prepare for Thor is that Incredible Hulk TV movie from the late 80s.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Geroge Kirk chose to die so he wouldn't ruin little Jimmy's gig.

 

[Skywalker]

George Kirk is very disappointed in this thread.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

George Kirk will ram the Kelvin up the naysayers asses unless they make a good point.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Nero said "Hello, George. I'm Nero." So George rammed the Kelvin up Nero's ass.

And if you think George was Thor, just ask Nero how he felt...