Even Cupcake's hair is stupid - it doesn't know to grow out or in.
Facts About Cupcake
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Cupcake is so bad even our own Cakes on here thinks it soils the name of any baked good!
Cupcake failed a pregnancy test.
^ So did his Mom.
Cupcake was conceived using a turkey baster and a very, very bored robot conned into a fertility clinic.
^Cupcake is so ugly and smells so bad that the garbage threw him back.
Cupcake is so ugly his mother still gets morning sickness.
Cupcake showers once per month. And that shower? A golden one.
Cupcake was in the house when the house burned down, but only because he couldn't get through the damn door.
Cupcake is banned from Foot Locker for...inhuman sexual appetites.
Cupcake is the president of Non-Catholics for Mel Gibson.
Cupcake is banned from Foot Locker for...inhuman sexual appetites.
Cupcake is the president of Non-Catholics for Mel Gibson.
Cupcake takes names and kicks ass. Both badly. VERY badly. Because he can't spell. And has a gimp foot.
When the stick turns blue...you have to wear a redshirt, be an asshole and eventually get killed.
Maybe he got the order of things wrong.... you know, that pee on stick, wear shirt, be an arsehole gig might have become something else. It's easy to get confused.
That's how Cupcake managed to graduate from the Academy. Peeing on lots of things in exchange for favors.
Ewwww. Somehow, you always manage to gross me out. It's a talent. Be careful, or I'll start hitting on you, too.
Ewwww. Somehow, you always manage to gross me out. It's a talent. Be careful, or I'll start hitting on you, too.
Notice I'm not saying "no."
Oh-oh. You're in for something here. 
I warned ya. Don't say I didn't.
I warned ya. Don't say I didn't.
Cupcake is so dumb when a girl asked him if he had a condom, he responds, no I live in a trailer.
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