Facts About Cupcake

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake is so dumb AND elitist he bathes clothed to keep from looking down on the unemployed.

 

[Islander]

Cupcake stinks so much you can actually smell him through to void of space.

 

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake once stared at a container of orange juice because it said "concentrate."

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake is so dumb he thought 1 was the only number

 

[Nerys Myk]

He is so dumb he blew up the computer when he filled his IQ test (division by 0 error)

Which is why Kirk keeps him around.

 

[Aragorn]

Cupcake eats so much pastries that he craps out eclairs.

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake is the posterchild for "everyone can make it in starfleet academy"

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake is so huge...Spock Prime chose him as the site for the New Vulcan homeworld...

but decided not too, cause life can't survive on a gas giant.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Cupcake is the posterchild for "everyone can make it in starfleet academy"

He didnt graduate, but he does have a "participant ribbon".

 

[Aragorn]

Cupcake is the posterchild for "everyone can make it in starfleet academy"

Cupcake may have ridden the shuttlecraft with Kirk and Uhura to Starfleet, but that wasn't the first time he had flown to Starfleet. The first time, he had to ride the short shuttlecraft.

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake is the posterchild for "everyone can make it in starfleet academy"

He didnt graduate, but he does have a "participant ribbon".

Cupcake is so dumb he thought the "participant ribbon" was a diploma

 

[Islander]

Cupcake is so ugly his picture is posted in sick bay to induce vomitting in case of poisoning.

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake is so ugly he broke the camera lens.

 

[Islander]

Oh, so that wasn't lens flare after all?

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake is so huge, when the Enterprise got a hull breach they used Cupcake to seal it.

 

[Islander]

When impulse engines failes they just stick Cupcake's ass out the rear window and feed him beans to propel the ship forward.

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake is so ugly even his reflection doesn't want to look back at him.

 

[Islander]

Mirror universe Cupcake is Creampie.

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake is so dumb the Pakleds make fun of him.

 

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake IS a Pakled. But so damn stupid even THEY exiled his ass.