Cupcake's momma was so poor she couldn't even pay attention!
Facts About Cupcake
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Cupcake's momma took 2 solar days to watch one episode of 60 Microseconds!
Cupcake is so dumb, he thinks a trailer park is high-end real estate.
And we're still waiting...
Cupcake thinks band-aids are something you do to help struggling musicians.
Cupcake is so dumb, he had to hang around with engineer Olson just to feel like the smart one. On a side note, I feel it is my duty to point out that Olson was not representative of Redshirts. In fact, he was up until that point the chief engineer. No, chief Olson was not nobly giving his life to clear the way for the safe arrival of our heroes. Chief Olson was a thrill seeking, adrenaline junkie, first class dumbass, and we of the red badge brigade do not endorse or condone his stupidity. Thank you.
Cupcake is so dumb he thought the Apple Computer was a computer you can eat.
Cupcake APPLIED to be a redshirt, a life-time ambition.
Cupcake is so pudgy even his balls have a spare tire.
They only allow one shot to be in Cupcake's phaser, and even then he has to keep it in his pocket.
Cupcake failed his first Academy exam, which required only one answer:
"Name: ____________________________________"
"Name: ____________________________________"
Cupcake failed his own potty training.
At age 17.
At age 17.
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