Facts About Cupcake

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake's momma used birth control the night he was conceived. And that birth control?

Gang banging a gaggle of Denebian slime devils.

 

[Islander]

One time... at band camp... Cupcake put a flute up his pussy...

 

[cooleddie74]

And that band camp?

Just one year ago.

 

[Islander]

Cupcake's family:

 

[Islander]

Cupcake is so dumb he had to study for the academy's admittance mandatory drug test.

 

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake's B.O. is so bad that his uniforms wear clothespins on their zippers.

 

[Islander]

Cupcake needs tweezers to masturbate.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Cupcake once dated twins:

Righty and Lefty.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Cupcake once fantasized about having sex with the hottest girl in the Academy.

Even the fantasy laughed at him.

 

[bryce]

Cupcake is so huge...Spock Prime chose him as the site for the New Vulcan homeworld...

 

[Islander]

Cupcake doesn't have a wikipedia page, he has a whinypedia page.

 

[Islander]

How many cupcake does it take to change a lightbulb? Fortunately, there's only 1 cupcake, even if he can't do it by himself.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Famous moments in the Cupcake family lineage:

"Where the hell did all those Indians come from?"
-Johnnycake, Little Big Horn

 

[EnsignRicky]

Say what you want about Cupcake but if he had gone down to the drilling platform in chief Olsen's stead, Vulcan would still be there. Sure he probably would have died, but he would have waited until the job was done.

That's the difference between someone who has to conveniently make way for the arrival of a new chief engineer, and a legitimate, qualified Redshirt.

 

[Islander]

Indeed! Cupcake is so fat he would have destroyed the platform by simply landing on it. And I use the word landing loosely since he would have crashed into it being too dumb to have opened his parachute.

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake is so ugly, if it was Cupcake instead of Olsen who went under the beam, the beam would have shut itself off to avoid thouching him.

 

[cooleddie74]

Cupcake's farts smell like a cow's farts after said cow chews cud made from other animals' coagulated farts.

 

[dave_R_treker]

Cupcake is sooooo dumb, if you multiplied his IQ by a billion it would still be less then 1

 

[apenpaap]

How many Cupcakes do you need to clean a window on the third floor?
Two: one to clean and one to hold the ladder.
How many Cupcakes do you need to clean a window on ground floor?
Thirty-two: one to clean, one to hold the ladder, and thirty to dig a hole for the ladder.

 

[Islander]

He is so dumb he blew up the computer when he filled his IQ test (division by 0 error)