Facts About Captain Robau
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So say we all.
Robau agrees with M'Sharak - Ted Sturgeon was too kind.
Robau has commanded me to remain neutral on this--M'Sharak has a deranged hatred of me anyway.
No-one can truly 'get' Robau. Except for Robau. All other facts derive from Robau.
Robau is the beginning and the end.
Robau knew Courtney Cox and David Arquette weren't gonna make it.
When Captain Robau looks at himself in the mirror, there is no reflection. Because there can be only one Robau.
His reflection would avoid eye contact anyway.
When Robau punches a mirror, the mirror apologizes and gives him seven years of GOOD LUCK. Not that he needs it.
Robau already has the universe's total supply of good luck. He deals it out to us mortals as he sees fit.
Damm you! I spit coffe on my keyboard because of that one!!
The Robau thinks Tray Parker is doing a fine job.
Actually Robau was just yawning. And every time Robau nods an angel sets a kitten on fire.
Damm you! I spit coffe on my keyboard because of that one!!
The Robau thinks Tray Parker is doing a fine job.
I too almost spat on my computer after seeing this.
TOO funny!
Still, it's quite unlogical. No living beeing would be able to make a picture of robau while he is having an orgasm. He/she/it would be WAY to busy...
In the time it took you to read this fact Robau killed you, brought you back to life, and killed you again 25 times.
Stallone tried to make The Expendables vs. Robau, but he couldn't figure out why the Expendables all died in the first ten seconds of the film. And even then, Robau was going easy on them.
Captain Robau is so awesome, his great thread keeps bringing down TBBS.
Thus it, and all other threads over 200 posts will soon be closed.
You rule, Captain Richard Robau. You will never, ever be forgotten.
Fact about Captain Robau #7559:
Captain Robau is too badass for the TBBS servers.
Thus it, and all other threads over 200 posts will soon be closed.
You rule, Captain Richard Robau. You will never, ever be forgotten.
Fact about Captain Robau #7559:
Captain Robau is too badass for the TBBS servers.
Captain Robau is so awesome, his great thread keeps bringing down TBBS.
Thus it, and all other threads over 200 posts will soon be closed.
You rule, Captain Richard Robau. You will never, ever be forgotten.
Fact about Captain Robau #7559:
Captain Robau is too badass for the TBBS servers.
You should have read the announcement. It's 8,000 posts or 200 pages.
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