Facts About Captain Robau

[Rush Limborg]

Everytime a bell rings Robau nails another angel.

In fact, it's even more awesome. Consider:

God creates His angels out of nothingness.

Robau creates his angels out of mortal women--who have potential, as far as he's concerned.

He transforms said beautiful women who meet his fancy into angels (of a sort)--by the process you mentioned.

(That's how Ezri became the psychological "goddess" she is today, as it were! Behold, fair ATHENA, goddess of wisdom!!!)


EDIT: Behold...I am the first to step into the beyond, after the filling of the First Five Hundred. I thank His Awesomeness, for bestowing this great honor upon me!

 

[cooleddie74]

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets their ass kicked by Robau.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Same goes for demons!

 

[barnaclelapse]

Contrary to popular belief the sound of the demon leaving Linda Blair's body in The Exorcist was not pigs being slaughtered but rather Robau yawning in the morning.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau likes his martinis shaken in a giant industrial drink-shaking machine. Not stirred.

 

[Skellington]

Robau only has his martinis shaken if the ice is made of 40% proof vodka, unlike certain wusses who dilute the drink by using water.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau found a way to use 100-proof vodka.

Don't ask how.

 

[6079SmithW]

^Simple. He just drinks his sweat.

 

[T'Girl]

Robau can freeze 200 proof vodka into ice cubes simply by exposing the vodka to his innate coolness.

 

[Skellington]

^Simple. He just drinks his sweat.

...laced with his urine.

Robau can freeze 200 proof vodka into ice cubes simply by exposing the vodka to his innate coolness.

If The Robau says that you can have 200% of something, then You Can Have 200% Of Something.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau once broke the sound barrier - in a milk float.

 

[Boxyno1]

Robau's blood is the best red wine around, his urine is the best white wine, his sweat is the best gin, his saliva is the best vodka, and his semen is the best white rum.

His snot makes a pretty good slush puppie for the kids too, the flavour is often confused with 'lemon and lime'.

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Robau is oddly amused at your grotesque imagery....

 

[F. King Daniel]

 

[Yeoman Randi]

^ ROBAU has commanded me to right click and save.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau frequently spits in the wind while tugging on Superman's cape.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Robau also pulled the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger, then messed around with Jim (by causing his birth).

 

[Destructor]

The Green Lantern was blinded by lens flare coming off a' Robau's bald heeed.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The Robau Lantern Corps oath is one word..."Badass."

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

^they just have trouble finding blokes badass enough to join up...