Robau isn't just a sandwich.
He's an entire global chain of delicatessans.
He's an entire global chain of delicatessans.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau is the Light from which the Darkness flees.
Captain Robau's rage is the leading cause of entropy in the universe.
Robau can dance if he wants to and also has no problem leaving his friends behind.
Cos his friends don't dance, and if they don't dance then there's absolutely no way that they are friends of his.
It's an absolute privelidge and a pleasure to be his friend, don't abuse it.
Robau does the Domination Dance. And is excellent at it.
Robau's Domination Dance features rubber and latex.
Using Robauian Mathematics Robau calculated a new number that is greater than infinity.
Captain Robau can melt wood and burn (but not boil) water.
Robau heard "The good news" long before your sorry ass did.
Captain Robau decides what's canon and what isn't.
Robau decided canon before canon even existed.
Robau has a coke and a smile.
The opposite of a lobotomy is a Robautomy. It's when they cram two brains in there.
Robau invented the macarena.
As a means to punish us for not appreciating Bill Hicks while he was still alive.
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