Robau did ALL the Golden Girls.
Facts About Captain Robau
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Robau went where very few men are willing to go.
Jedi seek to become one with the Force, but the Force seeks to become one with Robau.
Robau so macho, he could seduce a radical uber-N.O.W. activist into regaining her femininity for the night!
He's done it, too.
He's done it, too.
Midichlorians get their power from a little Robau sweat in their veins.
Although Robau would have made it to 5,000,000,000 pages by now...
Robau does an *awesome* Stewie Griffith doing Shatner doing Rocket Man
http://www.milkandcookies.com/playlist/2773/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE
http://www.milkandcookies.com/playlist/2773/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE
HERETIC--Robau is not an imitator! Shatner was impersonating HIM--and you know it!
He is SO badass that he allows us to achieve that!! Everybody knows that he can, bur allowing us to reach for badassnes is just wonderfull!! Hail Robau Maximus!
Arachnids have Robauphobia
Loans default on Robau.
Loans default on Robau.
Robau is really Santa claus.
And all eight of his reindeer, too.
Captain Robau's idea of fetish sex involves a nailgun, a semi truck, a jacuzzi of syrup and 11 Trellium-D fueled, pon farring Vulcans.
^Okay...I assume you have to be Robau to understand any of that....
(...nailgun...?)
(...nailgun...?)
A nailgun shoots nails so you don't have to use a hammer. Of course Captain Robau needs not a nailgun nor a hammer because the nails nail themselves in out of fear.
Obviously! But Robau knows...what that has to do with sex.
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