^He invented beer by fermenting his urine.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau once ate an entire florescent light tube on a dare.
There is no such thing as botox; people pay millions to have Robau punch them in the face.
Global Warming was caused when Robau made a "greenhouse gas emission" out the other end....
During a temporal disturbance, Robau taught Bruce Lee the one-inch punch.
Robau once made a single Scrabble move that covered the entire board in letters, making a matrix of perfect words, adding up to a pointscore so massive that mathematicians have given up trying to calculate it, and now simply use the term 'a Robau' to describe it.
The reason Andorian antennae only move in the 22nd century is because in the 23rd, an Andorian pissed Captain Robau off so much he punched him in the face so hard his entire species went numb.
Robau sails tonight for Singapore.
Robau can eat florescent bulbs and shit LEDs.
Robau once filled a Scrabble board with "Robau"- spelled perfectly in every direction, from any starting square.
Robau ist the way we percieve it. The real form his name is spelled is incomprehensible for mere humans.
The greatest opening line of all time:
Last time he visited Singapore and Hong Kong, the locals paid him nothing less than the greatest respect.
He was pleased with their hospitality. And today...we know Hong Kong and Singapore as the two most prosperous economies in the world.
(Look it up: The WSJ Economic Prosperity Index. Read it and weep, imbeciles!
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We also please the Robau, for we have almoust reached page 500. Hail Robau!!
Robau has better things to do than fear the reaper.
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