Facts About Captain Robau

[6079SmithW]

Robau briefly considered traveling to the future to prevent Hobus from going supernova, thereby saving romulus and having no need of red matter-induced time travel which ends up altering the time line, but decided not to since then there would be no thread dedicated to him. Plus he hates romulans.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau knows that unless Hobus goes supernova in 2387, the Romulans (or at least the surviving Romulans) won't shave off their horrible bowl cuts and get badass facial tattooes. To Captain Robau, style is everything.

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

Robau created the supernove by coughing so the new age romulan style could be born. Praise the Robau in his fashion-wisdom!

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau has come to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and he's brought plenty for everybody.

 

[rgb1701]

Robau has honorary Phd's in BadAssosity with minors in Kickassology from most known Federation Universities.

 

[F. King Daniel]

All the LOLcat photos on the internet were taken by Captain Robau. Except the crap ones.

 

[6079SmithW]

In a battle to see who was the greatest internet meme Robau emerged victorious over the LOLCats, Chuck Norris, and Boba Fett. Long live Robau!

 

[rgb1701]

Stars have been known to go supernova if Robau ejaculates into them.

 

[6079SmithW]

Romulans shave their heads now because they have seen how badass Robau is and want to emulate their idol.

 

[rgb1701]

Computer viruses get infected with Robau-ware

 

[Rush Limborg]

Robau has come to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and he's brought plenty for everybody.

AH! You have repented of your imbecility, I see!

Well done--and welcome.

 

[6079SmithW]

All those who repent before The Robau and acknowledge his undying badassness will be saved.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

All the LOLcat photos on the internet were taken by Captain Robau. Except the crap ones.

And Robau ALWAYS can has cheezburger.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau is the most interesting man in the multiverse.

 

[Destructor]

Robau is referred to in Vulcan mythology as R'bau, meaning: "He who high-kicked the top off of mount Seleya."

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau CHOSE to lose that Mask vs. Hair Mexican wrestling match.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau is the Blair Witch.

 

[cooleddie74]

And his "Project"?

Kicking ALL your asses.

 

[6079SmithW]

When on the Narada, Robau's heart rate was elevated because he was anticipating the kill.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau is so awesome he shits gold bricks.