Facts About Captain Robau

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

Robaus haircut - 25,00$
Robaus Shirt - 45,00$
Robaus trousers - 169,99$

Get the mighty Robau to cast a quick glance at you - priceless.

 

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Robau can read audio books.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau drives real slow in the ultra-fast lane.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is .....
... Batman.

No, If Robau were Batman Gotham City would be crimeless in less than two seconds and the criminals would never try to escape for fear that Robau would come for them if they did.

Plus we all know Pike is Batman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_the_Red_Hood#Voice_cast

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Justice_(TV_series)#Casting

 

[Rush Limborg]

Robau drives real slow in the ultra-fast lane.

Because if he drove fast...all the cars on the highway would lurch, tumble and blow up at the awesomeness.

Face it, blasphemer...you cannot deny The Robau.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Robau drives real slow in the ultra-fast lane.

And the people behind thank him for it.

Especially the ambulance drivers.

 

[Boxyno1]

Robau can pass through traffic, and red lights, much like the emergency services, except he doesn't have flashing lights or a siren, the traffic just know that it's him, if they don't... well, no one has lived to tell the tale

 

[Blue Squadron]

Some say he was the greatest bald starship captain...
Some say he never died...

...all we know is that Robau really is the Stig.

 

[6079SmithW]

After Nero impaled him, Robau, in defiance of all conventional wisdom, went straight towards the light and walked right back onto the set of Star Trek. He did not appear for the rest of the movie because he was too busy kicking the asses of the people who wrote him off in the first five minutes.

 

[F. King Daniel]

The Starfleet photon torpedoes in STXI and TMP, and the quantum torpedoes in DS9 and First Contact all glow blue because they like Captain Robau's uniform so much.

 

[Boxyno1]

The Starfleet photon torpedoes in STXI and TMP, and the quantum torpedoes in DS9 and First Contact all glow blue because they like Captain Robau's uniform so much.

Torpedo's were based on Robau in general, including the force of the impact, fact that they are explosive and that they are deadly.

The differences are that Robau can penetrate shields, and he produces a far more deadly blow, and he can travel further.

The futuristic torpedos in Voyager Endgame were fairly close to Robau's power, but that future ceased to exist in the end, so they are still nowhere near close

 

[Wynterhawk]

Robau makes his own hair gel... when he had hair

 

[Rush Limborg]

His gel was so awesome--it incinerates normal hair.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Robau makes his own hair gel... when he had hair

His gel was so awesome--it incinerates normal hair.

Oh, so that's why Illia was bald!

 

[Wynterhawk]

^^ woo!

Robau ate the mummified remains of Emperor Nimbala like beef jerky. It was spicy.

 

[6079SmithW]

Robau goes Robau-shit on apes.

 

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Robau goes Robau-shit on apes.

I think you meant

Apes go Robau-shit when angry

 

[6079SmithW]

Robau discontinued the Q Continuum.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Robau is the "A" to the Continuum's "Q".

 

[6079SmithW]

Robau went full retard and nobody called him on it.