Facts About Captain Robau

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ The 7000th post has won the favor of The Robau, who has generously allowed us to live.

That being said: The Robau really, really hates the jackass from the Dos Equis commercial and is plotting the guy's downfall as we speak.

"Stay badass, my friends."

 

[T'Girl]

^^ congratulations rgb1701.

So who had rgb1701 for post 7,000 in the pool? My money was on Rush (thanks Rush).

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau once looked at Jack Bauer (not me the guy from 24) and made him shit in his pants.

 

[Rush Limborg]

^^ congratulations rgb1701.

So who had rgb1701 for post 7,000 in the pool? My money was on Rush (thanks Rush).

Sorry. But, hey--how was I to know?

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau easily makes 7,000 posts before breakfast.

 

[White Castle]

didn't he die 10 minutes into the movie?

 

[Boxyno1]

didn't he die 10 minutes into the movie?

Blasphemy, Robau has been angered, never use his name in vain!

I'm sorry but it is entirely possible that we may never hear from you again, Robau will kill you in a bloodbath of vicious rage, from the moon, and still make it look like suicide

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

And Robau will never eat at White Castle again.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau was killed by Nero and later came back to life.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau was killed by Nero and later came back to life.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau only slightly regrets putting too much mayo on his BLT.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

But Robau doesn't regret putting poster White Castle on said BLT.

 

[F. King Daniel]

You don't spit into the wind.

You don't tug on Superman's cape.

And you sure as hell don't try and pat Robau's bald head for good luck.

 

[F. King Daniel]

didn't he die 10 minutes into the movie?

That's what he wants you to think.

 

[Boxyno1]

White Catsle hasn't replied yet, I fear the worst.

Oh Robau, almighty one, please don't think that we played any part in White Castle's blasphemy, we knew nothing.

I have no doubts that Robau will get this message, My only doubt is in how he gets it, only he will know.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

All in all, you're just another brick in Robau's wall.

 

[Boxyno1]

All in all, you're just another brick in Robau's wall.

Robau will see you on the dark side of the moon

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau gives marijuana the munchies.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau blew up Krypton.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau drove past a garage sale last Wednesday but decided against stopping to take a look.