Facts About Captain Robau

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Robau's password for all his accounts is "Robau".

And no one has ever cracked it.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Robau thought he had left his cell phone in the kitchen, but he had actually left it on the coffee table in his living room.

...in his apartment, located inside an unstable quantum singluarity.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau is the universe's greatest opera singer.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Drugs get high on Robau.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau thought Gabriel Ricard and company did a decidedly awesome job at opening night for Neil Simon's "The Odd Couple".

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau once snorted a line of red ants.

 

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The Most Interesting Man in the World reads this thread daily for inspiration.

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Robau *knows* both the position *and* momentum of quantum particles.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau eats an 18 course meal every day and never gains weight.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau hasn't been to the movies since last Tuesday.

 

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Universities have been established and built just for the privilege of giving Robau an Honorary Degree.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Number of cherries popped by Captain Robau: 4,567,321

 

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Everyone on the planet Krypton reads Robau comics.

 

[Rush Limborg]

The Robau finds barnaclelapse's insolence amusing....

For now....

 

[Jack Bauer]

Robau is the galaxy's best selling author ever.

 

[Wynterhawk]

People line up for Robau to give them swirlies.

 

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Robau compiles his own Linux distro from source and calls it Robix.

 

[T'Girl]

Years later (and unbeknownst to James Kirk) saving the galaxy was known as the "Robau Maneuver."

 

[F. King Daniel]

The Tantalus Device in the Mirror Universe is, in fact, merely a direct-line to Captain Robau, that sends a snapshot of the target along with the message "please make them go away!"

Robau takes care of the rest.

 

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Robau cleanses his bowels daily with an enema of the blood of 100 Klingon virgins.

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