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Facts About Captain Robau
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There is a reason why Nero had to wait over 20 years to continue his 'search for Spock'....
There is a reason why Nero had part of his right ear taken off, and scalp marked.
You didn't think Robau was going to let Nero off easy after the Romulan destroyed the Kelvin in front of him?
Nero was so upset, he had to destroy Klingon vessels....before his 'Spock revenge'...
The scene is too intense to be included in the 'deleted scenes.' According to the production notes, Abrams couldn't bear to film that sequence due to its intensity.
There is a reason why Nero had part of his right ear taken off, and scalp marked.
You didn't think Robau was going to let Nero off easy after the Romulan destroyed the Kelvin in front of him?
Nero was so upset, he had to destroy Klingon vessels....before his 'Spock revenge'...
The scene is too intense to be included in the 'deleted scenes.' According to the production notes, Abrams couldn't bear to film that sequence due to its intensity.
Captain Robau Kills men by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse. But he'll never, ever hit their women.
Robau invented the cherry stem trick.
Captain Robau taught Eve the ping-pong ball trick...
Robau can eat 40 pounds of ground beef in under ten minutes.
UNCOOKED.
UNCOOKED.
Robau gets the fucking pancakes he fucking ordered when he fucking goes to fucking IHOP!
Robau feels lucky, punk.
Robau once chugged an entire keg of beer.
NASALLY.
NASALLY.
That wasn't the Hobus supernova that destroyed Romulus, that was a load of Robau's stuff.
Robau's afterbirth was once used to stop a famine on a plague-stricken world of the Federation.
The goggles do EVERYTHING for Robau.
Captain Robau's farts generate intense localized EMP pulses.
His command chair has been suitably reinforced with a magnetic shield.
His command chair has been suitably reinforced with a magnetic shield.
Robau once stopped a supernova with a paper clip, a chocolate bar and two eyelashes.
BLINDFOLDED.
BLINDFOLDED.
Robau is frequently playing with power while playing it loud.
Robau's glare creates an electromagnetic field topping 12.1 gigawatts.
Captain Robau knows what he wants, and he gets it.
He also gets what he needs. Before he needs it.
Robau is the only known being to have a Ph.D. in Badassology. Chuck Norris dropped out of Being a Badass High School during his junior year.
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