Facts About Captain Robau

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Sharks watch Robau Week in August.

 

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Robau eats Red Matter for breakfast and farts black holes by lunch.

 

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When asked "What's your download bandwidth?", Robau responds "All of it".

 

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Athlete's Foot fungii get Robau Itch

 

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Robau doesn't have balls- he only needs one.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Robau likes people who put all their facts into a single post rather than spamming His thread.

Robau also likes pickled onion flavour Monster Munch.

 

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Robau likes people who put all their facts into a single post rather than spamming His thread.

Robau also likes pickled onion flavour Monster Munch.

Robau is offended at being accused of spamming

IMO, each Robau fact can (can, not must) be a separate post- besides, it helps to get Robau to 10K posts

IMO, if anyone wants to post 100 separate, unique Facts about Robau in separate posts in a row, more power to 'em- assuming they use the Thread Search to check they are not repeating, which I did. The spirit and nature of the thread dictates the post style, not absolute forum-wide rules.

I don't care about my personal post count- just wanted to emphasize each Fact and help the thread count...

...plus, Robau doesn't like waiting for others to post more Facts before forgetting the ones in his head...

 

[Denny_Crane]

Robau does not exist in an alternate reality. Robau alters reality around him.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau Killed Dumbledore!!!

 

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Cancer cells die of Robau

 

[Wynterhawk]

Robau is your God.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau gave The Joker those scars.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau has successfully completed four out of five rehab programs.

 

[Dart]

Robau had to destroy the Kelvin. He didnt feel like doing it himself. So one morning he got up and a huge borg enhanced Romulan vessel from the future duely obliged.

If Robau dont wanna do it, someone will cover.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau can complete a 12-step program in just one. And that one?

NOT PARTICIPATING.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau could've stopped the entire BP oil spill by plugging the hole up with his penis.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau shaves with a monofilament blade.

 

[Skellington]

Captain Robau shaves with a monofilament blade.

... and it's always a new one.

 

[Joel_Kirk]

Captain Robau gave The Joker those scars.

Robau is the original Dark Knight.

 

[RookieBatman]

Robau is your God.

What would be really great is if Joss Whedon had a shirt that said "Robau is my master now."