Robau can make it rain with a simple thought. And that thought?
"I'm hot."
Suffice it to say, it rains CONSTANTLY.
"I'm hot."
Suffice it to say, it rains CONSTANTLY.
Facts About Captain Robau
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When Robau wants to change the weather, you'd better want it too.
No one dares repeat what Robau did to the poor son-of-a-bitch who invented spray-on hair.
Has anyone seen the guy who made a "baldy go..." joke to Captain Robau?
Me neither.
Me neither.
Jean-Luc Picard learned everything he knew about skull waxing from Robau. And yet...STILL lagged far, far behind.
No one can wax-on, wax-off like Robau.
Robau can sniff out bed bugs.
In his previous life as an English gentleman, Captain Robau went by the name Lord Badassington of Awesomebury.
A Captain Robau never kisses and tells.
Chekov pronounces V's as W's because Captain Robau told him to.
Robau once invented a breakfast cereal that was nothing but Crunch Berries and marshmallow shapes.
Captain Robau can do everything Dr. Manhattan from the Watchmen can...but faster.
Robau's latin name is Captainus Robau badassicus
Captain Robau has the moves, the cheese and almost certainly has the whole damn nation on its knees.
Robau's milkshake brings all the COSMOS to the yard.
Captain Robau wrote the entire base code for Skynet in one afternoon.
In Basic.
200044/ IF CVAR 42.45.55 = 42, GO TO 200046
200045/ IF 5=17 GO TO 8
200047/ IF 8=16 DESTROY ALL HUMANS
200048/ GO TO 10
In Basic.
200044/ IF CVAR 42.45.55 = 42, GO TO 200046
200045/ IF 5=17 GO TO 8
200047/ IF 8=16 DESTROY ALL HUMANS
200048/ GO TO 10
Law & Order: Robau would have easy dialogue to write, because Robau would have the only lines.
And it wouldn't have a doink-doink, just the screams of Robau's enemies and the lamentation of THE WOMEN! before every scene.
And it wouldn't have a doink-doink, just the screams of Robau's enemies and the lamentation of THE WOMEN! before every scene.
What number is Robau thinking of?
6699!!!
He likes to bring along a couple of friends.
6699!!!
He likes to bring along a couple of friends.
The Robau Nation (that's all of us) is estimated to be at least 50 times more badass than the Colbert Nation.
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