Robau taught Christoper Walken to dance.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau CAN teach the pig to dance.
^ But it wasn't the Rock. It was a ROCK LOBSTER!!!
Ah!
So--Robau eats The Rock for lunch!
And craps him out before next breakfast.
Captain Robau got down and gave Mona Lisa that smile, and kept it on her until the painting was done.
^Which means Robau can prove positive that Mona Lisa is NOT da Vinci in drag!
(Who's stupid idea was that, anyway?)
(Who's stupid idea was that, anyway?)
Robau gave the command to execute order 6666.
It's twice as badassed as order 66.
Ok, 101 times as badassed; But who's counting?
It's twice as badassed as order 66.
Ok, 101 times as badassed; But who's counting?
^Robau's counting.
Captain Robau's counting follows an asymptomatic curve towards infinity.
Captain Robau is more awesome than Chuck Norris in that he can divide by zero--without that region of the universe destroying itself!
Robau divided by zero is Robau.
Robau is indivisible.
^ With liberty, badassness *AND* justice for all.
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God actually tried once to create a rock so heavy He couldn't lift it.
Captain Robau stole it.
Captain Robau stole it.
Robau brought enough for the rest of the class.
Robau can plug major oil leaks simply by glaring angrily at them.
Unfortunately Captain Robau is too busy solving crime in andromeda galaxy at the moment to help with this one 
Without Robau, everything in the universe would be 24.
Robau just baked you fresh peanut butter cup cookies, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
Using entire peanut farms in each one.
When Robau tried the Uri Geller "bend the spoon" psychic trick, every single spoon on the planet turned to water.
Many of those who survived that day still eat their peas with a knife.
Many of those who survived that day still eat their peas with a knife.
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