Robau can stop Bob Newhart's stammering.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau was the original Mr. Clean!
And the original Brawny Man!
Both times, the products exploded. No product can hold that much awesomeness on its logo.
A recent study concluded that 98% of those afflicted with stuttering began after recieving an angry glare from Captain Robau.
And the other 2%? 
What goes down stairs, Alone not in pairs,
And makes a badass sound?
With Starfleet bling, a marvelous thing,
Everyone knows it's Robau.
And makes a badass sound?
With Starfleet bling, a marvelous thing,
Everyone knows it's Robau.
Re: Concerning the JJ-verse novels
The other 2% started stuttering after thinking about Captain Robau glaring at them.
And the other 2%?
The other 2% started stuttering after thinking about Captain Robau glaring at them.
^And it changes with his mood. When Robau's hungry, pi gets bigger to satisfy him.
Robau once got a straight flush, on the flop, after going all-on without looking at his original cards. Then we high-fived and he rocked out on his guitar.
Robau can pull blackjack with one card.
Robau can play solitaire with three people.
Robau plays craps with real crap.
And nobody tells him different.
And nobody tells him different.
Robau can clap using only one hand.
Robau knows what the Rock is cooking.
^ But it wasn't the Rock. It was a ROCK LOBSTER!!! 
Robau once punched a pirate right into a ninja.
^ But it wasn't the Rock. It was a ROCK LOBSTER!!!
Ah!
So--Robau eats The Rock for lunch!
And the other 2%?
Began before seeing the angry glare... Just the presence of Robau.
EDIT: holy crap! i missed a page... forgot to refresh since last night. ah, who am i kidding? this dawn...
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