Facts About Captain Robau

[EnsignRicky]

Electric Sheep dream only of Captain Robau.

Androids however, apparently dream of birds, anvils, peptide cakes with mint frosting and other weird shit.

 

[Cyke101]

Robau once went to a psychic... to warn her.

Stephen Colbert has Captain America's shield. Captain America has Robau's autograph.

 

[Rush Limborg]

John Stewart only wishes he had a souvenir even REMOTELY connected to The Robau.

 

[T'Girl]

Androids however, apparently dream of ... peptide cakes with mint frosting ...

You know that scene is just an metaphor for what Data want's to do with Councilor Troi in private.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ And what Robau already has done.

 

[Epsilon-9]

Captain Robau is more bolder Shanter he doesn’t worry about warring a rug.

 

[T'Girl]

Robau has happen before. And Robau will happen again.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Androids however, apparently dream of ... peptide cakes with mint frosting ...

You know that scene is just an metaphor for what Data want's to do with Councilor Troi in private.

^ And what Robau already has done.

You mean eating her

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau does not approve of you "Liking" six thousand things a day on Facebook.

 

[T'Girl]

You mean eating her

With mint frosting of course. Until you've been eaten with mint frosting you just haven't lived.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Re: Weird stuff on novel covers

I AM CAPTAIN ROBAU

NO YOU ARE NOT.

If Robau went on an internet forum everyone would just know it was him, by the awesomeness of his worlds.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau would BECOME the Forum by simple dint of him being present in the first place.

 

[G2309]

I've copletely missed this fan following, why this sudden obsession for Robau

 

[Skellington]

I've copletely missed this fan following, why this sudden obsession for Robau

Perhaps... you are the Robau, come to test us?

 

[F. King Daniel]

If you're scrolling down a thread and your monitor suddenly explodes sending burning-hot shards of glass and plastic into your face it means you've probably scrolled onto to an angry post made by Robau.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Re: Where did Spock go?

I've copletely missed this fan following, why this sudden obsession for Robau

Take a look at the first page - this thread started long before the film was released!

 

[Destructor]

When they went to circumcise Robau they found his foreskin was made of an impenetrable material.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau invented bittorrent.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau invented INVENTING.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau once watched the entire series of The Starlost in one big marathon session with friends.

When the police arrived the next day they found Robau sitting calmly on the sofa, surrounded by the twisted corpses of his friends.

"They couldn't take it." he told police.