Robau's left ear contains one universe. His right? All the others.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau craps out planets and pisses oceans
Robau's idea of a highball? Drinking the entire Mediterranean.
When Robau sees you rollin', he hatin', patrolling he WILL catch you ridin' dirty.
Robau's lowrider is an antigrav ore hauler with fuzzy dice on the mirror.
Robau thinks UFC is a really cute way to practice love taps.
Robau invented UFC as a way to vent steam first thing in the mornings.
TNZ became the giant pit of slime that it is...the day a disgusted Robau withdrew his presence from that cursed division of the BBS.
See...it has driven poor Garm insane, to the point that he has become a common spanner. Ah, but that he had known what it is to stand in the presence of The Robau....*sigh*
See...it has driven poor Garm insane, to the point that he has become a common spanner. Ah, but that he had known what it is to stand in the presence of The Robau....*sigh*
And by fuzzy dice, you mean Robau's balls.
^ No, Robau hangs the balls of his enemies from the mirror.
Robau makes a great substitute for your TiVO.
Robau doesn't need a TiVo. He has a holographic memory so good he doesn't even need to WATCH a program to record it in perfect detail.
TNZ became the giant pit of slime that it is...the day a disgusted Robau withdrew his presence from that cursed division of the BBS.
See...it has driven poor Garm insane, to the point that he has become a common spanner. Ah, but that he had known what it is to stand in the presence of The Robau....*sigh*
No no no Robau created TNZ as a more badass part of the BBS and it is only considered a slime pit by the thin skined non badasses of the universe also Garm went insane because Robau stoped taking his calls
Robau ain't gonna work Maggie's pa no more.
Robau eats fools for lunch then phases their bones out of his body to make furniture with.
Robau beds woman so hard that when he's finished they immediately ascend to a higher plane of existence.
Thus began the Q continuum.
Thus began the Q continuum.
I AM CAPTAIN ROBAU
He can tell you every detail of every show in perfect reproduction
And just so we're clear, Robau ain't interested in being worked by Maggie's pa.
... or Maggie's Farm.
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So that's what Ayn Rand meant, with her heroine's every sex scene in Atlas Shrugged saying something along the lines of her feeling an "endless reaching for the impossible..."
Who is John Galt?
John Galt was Ayn Rand's fictionalized over-simplification of Captain Robau. 'Nuff said.
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