^Robau designed your avatars.
(Mine, too...but I think we'd all be more grateful to him for yours....)
(Mine, too...but I think we'd all be more grateful to him for yours....)
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau wrote the entirety of Wikipedia by himself.
In one afternoon.
On his smartphone.
With two broken wrists and six crushed fingers.
In one afternoon.
On his smartphone.
With two broken wrists and six crushed fingers.
^ And you'd better follow Robau's tweetings...or else.
OTOH, Robau will not friend you on Facebook. You will friend him on Robaubook.
OTOH, Robau will not friend you on Facebook. You will friend him on Robaubook.
Any debate over Robau's existence assumes that existence is a higher principle than him. No one debates whether existence exists. Clearly Robau exists, but is he limited by that principle?
This is but one of the many philosophical questions that Robau contemplates during orgies.
This is but one of the many philosophical questions that Robau contemplates during orgies.
Robau is most displeased with the tag on this thread claiming, "Sisko awesomer than Robau".
He demads that the infidel remove that stain IMMEDIATELY!
If he's gone, he demands it of the Mods--NOW!!!
He demads that the infidel remove that stain IMMEDIATELY!
If he's gone, he demands it of the Mods--NOW!!!
Now, with that outta the way:
The Robau is most pleased with the tribute I have shown, and thus has placed it upon my brain to create this counterpart thread--a subdivision in which we speculate as to how The Robau returned:
http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?p=4087840#post4087840
He demands you contribute immediately.
The Robau is most pleased with the tribute I have shown, and thus has placed it upon my brain to create this counterpart thread--a subdivision in which we speculate as to how The Robau returned:
http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?p=4087840#post4087840
He demands you contribute immediately.
Robau invented the concept of "immediately."
Robau invented the concept of concepts.
Robau invented corporeal existence as we know it.
And the only reason we *do* know it is because Robau allows us to.
And the only reason we *do* know it is because Robau allows us to.
You better be dreaming about Robau, or he *will* kill you.
Starfleet started using forcefields to seal hull breaches after Captain Robau stared a hole in a Kelvin bulkhead and breached the hull for the eleventh time.
^Speaking of Popeye:
When Robau says, "I've had all I can stands, and I can't stands no more," his enemies tremble in fear--and faint.
When Robau says, "I've had all I can stands, and I can't stands no more," his enemies tremble in fear--and faint.
Robau stared at Olive Oyl long enough that she got tits.
They jumped from Bluto onto Olive Oyl to try and get some Robau action.
Robau doensn't eat canned spinach. He marches up to the Green Giant, and demands trubute.
Robau would never, ever mark it zero.
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