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Facts About Captain Robau
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He uses them as toothpicks. And sexual aides.
Captain Robau is far more interesting than the "most interesting man in the world", and considers Dos Equis boring compared to what he drinks.
Robau's urine is stronger than Dos Equis
Robau is the most interesting life-form ever evolved or created. Dos Equis looks up to HIM.
And so do they rest of us out of fear of his Wrath.
Robau was George Kirk's role model. And teacher. And father figure.
Not to mention the donor of his own mojo.
Not to mention the donor of his own mojo.
When Robau was split into two by a transporter accident, even his wimpy side kicked loads of ass.
Robau is on the cover of SGT. PEPPER.
He's the vast blue background that oversees everything else.
He's the vast blue background that oversees everything else.
Robau can make love to any song, literally and figuratively.
When Robau crossed into the mirror universe and met the evil Robau, they both high-fived and said: "Keep doing as you do."
Mirror Universe Robau boarded the Narada, kicked everyone's ass and made the one surviving female crewmember be his Romulan love slave.
He then took the Narada back to Starfleet, blew H.Q. sky high and installed himself as the new Emperor of Earth.
He then took the Narada back to Starfleet, blew H.Q. sky high and installed himself as the new Emperor of Earth.
^HAIL THE MIGHTY EMPEROR: ROBAU THE FIRST!!!
All right, fellow imbeciles--what titles shall we give unto him?
Here's mine:
THE MAGNIFICENT!
Robau commands that you top that!
All right, fellow imbeciles--what titles shall we give unto him?
Here's mine:
THE MAGNIFICENT!
Robau commands that you top that!
Simply Robau. And if you must, Captain. Or "sir". No other can encapsulate his cool awesome badassery.
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Robau can urinate on a dead battery and naturally bring it back to full power.
Robau and his Mirror Universe counterpart can never meet because all of existence could never survive that much badass in one place.
If Robau and REGULAR, positive matter mingle for more than five seconds in a row the universe will be destroyed!
Only his will keeps this from happening. Mainly because there's matter he likes mingling with. Most especially chicks. Beer. And good hot wings.
Robau's definition of hot wings?
Raw, uncooked bird appendages ripped from the largest known avian life forms in the Federation.
Raw, uncooked bird appendages ripped from the largest known avian life forms in the Federation.
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