Facts About Captain Robau

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau can feed his pet Gremlin after midnight.

 

[Skellington]

Robau could stop this never-ending winter. He doesn't feel the cold, but finds it amusing to see us suffer.

He could also stop the Never-Ending Story - AND The Wheel Of Time.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Robau could stop this never-ending winter. He doesn't feel the cold, but finds it amusing to see us suffer.

He actually caused the dang never-ending winter as a flip-off to Al Gore--for daring to take the credit for The Robau's awesome achievement of inventing the Internet!

 

[Rush Limborg]

BTW...The Robau is MOST displeased with the fact that he is THIRD in this poll:

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=115031

To make matters worse, one infidel INSULTED His Supreme Awesomeness on page 4!

The Robau COMMANDS that you all get your big fat butts over there and fight--NOW, IMBECILES!!!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau once loved a woman who was a brick house.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is so stacked, pancakes and playing cards use him as a role model.

 

[stonester1]

Robau could stop this never-ending winter. He doesn't feel the cold, but finds it amusing to see us suffer.

Well...he doesn't find it amusing, per se. He just views it as good training, hooah.

It's a military thing.

And btw, Robau has no illusions that Starfleet is not a military organization. It is, partially because he likes it that way.

 

[stonester1]

Robau is so stacked, pancakes and playing cards use him as a role model.

And weep, because no matter how hard they try, they just don't stack quite as well as he does.

 

[Aragorn]

To "crap a brick" is a term introduced to the world by Robau who actually did crap out a brick.

 

[Skellington]

Nero has Robau's eyes. This is why Robau asked Nero where he was from.

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

Robau could stop this never-ending winter. He doesn't feel the cold, but finds it amusing to see us suffer.

Well...he doesn't find it amusing, per se. He just views it as good training, hooah.

It's a military thing.
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His supreme badassness is wise. We do try to rise to his expectations.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

To "crap a brick" is a term introduced to the world by Robau who actually did crap out a brick.

Which the Egyptian government quickly returned to its rightful place on the Great Pyramid.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Tony Soprano has a crush on Robau.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Tony Soprano, Al Capone, and DON CORLEONE--all FEAR the REAL Godfather--

DON ROBAU, THE MAGNIFICENT!

 

[stonester1]

Dirty Harry, badass as he is, had to ask, "Have I fired six shots, or only five?"

If it was Robau, always count on there being more shots.

Not that he needs them.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau actually won every Oscar given out last night because after the ceremony ended he beat everyone in one collective arm-wrestling match to get all the trophies.

 

[stonester1]

Only to be a good sport about it, to give them a fighting chance. His sheer awesomeness had already done the deal before the first arms hit the table.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau actually won every Oscar given out last night because after the ceremony ended he beat everyone in one collective arm-wrestling match to get all the trophies.

Excuse me. I'd just like to ask a question. What does Robau need with an Oscar?

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau actually won every Oscar given out last night because after the ceremony ended he beat everyone in one collective arm-wrestling match to get all the trophies.

Excuse me. I'd just like to ask a question. What does Robau need with an Oscar?

Well you're f@#ked. I'll send flowers

Also I call dibs on your Trek stuff seeing as how you won't be needing it soon.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau actually won every Oscar given out last night because after the ceremony ended he beat everyone in one collective arm-wrestling match to get all the trophies.

Excuse me. I'd just like to ask a question. What does Robau need with an Oscar?

You don't ask the Almighty Robau for his I.D. ...