Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau is the man of a thousand and one voices.
And that 1,001st voice?
The voice of Luciano Pavarotti.
The voice of Luciano Pavarotti.
Captain Robau knows where you are at any given moment.
He also knows where you want to be at any given moment.
I wondered where that snow came from. I should have known.
Robau's three eldest children:
Jupiter. Saturn. THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY.
Jupiter. Saturn. THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY.
And if it's anywhere other than by his side, he kicks your ass.
Robau made MacGYVER out of a paper clip and part of an old Hershey bar.
You know why that island on LOST is so weird? Robau wants it that way.
Don't ask why.
Don't ask why.
All that glitters and isn't gold...is Robau.
Jack Bauer once borrowed Robau's car--and then forgot where he put the keys.
Robau then spent the next half hour staring Jack down...until the agent's last mental barriers broke, and he gave up the location.
Robau then spent the next half hour staring Jack down...until the agent's last mental barriers broke, and he gave up the location.
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Robau can bang any chick just by staring at them. (lol this has possibly been said before)
Robau didn't have milk in his baby bottle, he had tabasco.
Forget your quadrotriticalie, this is how new crops have often gotten started on new Federation colonies.
Robau was the rush The Road Warriors spoke of in so many of their promos.
Robau is the guy who was watching Rockwell. And now he kinda regrets it.
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